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PiGPEN - February 10th 2008
[i]I'd like to tell you a story all about how i became a Scientologist.
I grew up in America and had been on psychiatric drugs for as long as i could remember.
One day, loitering at the local Kroger's supermarket with a friend, out front was a Scientologist free testing table. With nothing to do we took it for a laugh. My friend being of stable mind just took the thing as a joke and thought nothing of it, but me with my emotional issues felt profoundly affected by what me and the tests administrator spoke about. The echoing of the thoughts inside me of psychiatry's failings, the promise of hope in a spirituality i could be fooled to believing in.
It cost money to be a part of Scientology, yet i managed to make myself a part of it. My Mother got angry that i had stolen from her, then she got scared when she saw what i was using it for. She said 'Youre moving with your Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air'. The plane landed and when i got out. There was a guy, looked like a cop, standin there with my name out. I aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said 'fresh' and had a dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was weird. But i thought 'nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air'. I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8. And i yelled to the cabbie ' Yo holmes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom i was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
And now, living here in Bel-Air, without the drugs and without the words of Scientology ive become an emotionally stable person. The reason Scientology hate psychiatrists so much is because theyre fighting for the same customers. Everyone needs to know that theres no quick fixes to your problems. You cant just buy the answer. Both Scientology and Psychiatry squeeze money out of the damaged with promises of quick fixes and false hope.
The world would be greater without them and i commend Anonymous for fighting to make this world a better place.
Thank you and Candlejack.[/i]
TL;DR post, fuck yeah.
I went to the Scientology raid here in Sydney today, it was a fun experience.
From where i live it was an hour long train ride into the city and because of it i arrived at [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/iarrive.jpg]the meeting place[/url] just moments before [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/cautionlulzafoot.jpg]the march.[/url]
We marched from Hyde Park to the [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/settingshot.jpg]Scientology center[/url]. Along the way i was given my complimentary name tag which just so happened to be [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/awesomenumber9111.jpg]9111 GET![/url] The nametags started from 9001 of course. Along the way we chanted '[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzU FQXYUThU]What do we want? MUDKIPS! When do we want em? NOW![/url]'. As you can imagine this greatly confused people looking for the nearby Chinese New Year Parade.
We arrived in the police enclaved (lol big word) street where the center resided and began our long struggle to come up with lulzy chants and play it up for the [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/newsiceskating.jpg]News Cameras[/url] (a tough thing to do while Scifags film us and type ominously into their laptop from the overseeing windows).
There were many un-lulzy chants but luckily there were some good ones such as; '[url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolo gyraid/allhailxenu.jpg]Xenu![/url] FUCK YEAH!', 'FAIL!', '[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8j vqAagUuQ]Braaaaaainwaaaaaaaaaaash[/url]' , 'What do we want? MUDKIPS! When do we want em? NOW!' and a Birthday Song to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_M cPherson]Lisa[/url] (get out [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_ Cartwright_%28actress%29#Other_work]bart [/url] im piss!).
I proudly started a chant of '[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrU x2bol_98]G-T-F-O[/url]', which is a slightly better feeling than making a successful thread on a chan (not by much really).
The people were majority Anon's with a few crazy hippies for good measure. Of course the local Fox-esque News Team, Channel Ten, went straight for the crazy female hippy to completely misrepresent the majority.... luckily we were 'Xenu! FUCK YEAH!'ing through a large portion of it (i was shouting 'FUCK YEAH' nice and loud towards the boom). Also i came in mid-hippy answer and dead panned to the camera 'My penis is huge.' and calmly walked away.
One guy who was filming us was clearly a [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/lolwut.jpg]SciSpy[/url] due to his; unfalling fake smile, big rimmed sunglasses, claimed to work for Channel Nine but only had a little camcorder. He was promptly Zerg Rushed.
Then we broke for [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/efgwaitsinline.jpg]lunch[/url].
We marched off toward the nearby McDonalds chanting 'B-R-B-LUNCH!' and 'B-B-L LUNCH!'. Im not a big fan of McDonald's so i promptly stated 'THE BURGERS ARE BETTER AT HUNGRY JACKS!' (Non-Australians: Hungry Jacks is the AUS name for Burger King and that is there advertising slogan). Upon seeing the huge line up of people at McDonalds (from the New Years parade) everyone else echoed my statement and marched to the Hungry Jacks around the corner.
I gots a whopper and a [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/ihasasoda.jpg]soda[/url]. :3
Most people went back with there food but im not one to walk and eat so i stuck around at Hungry Jacks to finish my meal, take a piss and refill my drink. Walking out some other Anon had stuck around and were handing out [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/flyer.jpg]flyers[/url] and arguing with some Earthbound-like Skatepunks. Their leader looked like a male version of chin-chan!
I made my way back to the protest which was significantly smaller after lunch.
There some drawfags started up a picture of [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/ourcatislongourwillisstrong.jpg]Lo ngcat[/url] while everyone else stood around trying to think of something good to chant while one of the crazy hippies yelled stuff about the inner workings of Scientology into a Megaphone that i could barely make out from just a few metres away. A Scientology member made his way over to one side of the people and filmed a bit and quickly got into an argument about his 'right to believe what i want', he ran off shortly after obviously feeling outnumbered and some anon took after him...i dont know what happened but they either A) caught him and lynched him or more likely B) gave up and sat down for a breather.... no stamina with all those Thetans weighing us down.
It was getting to be time to end it so everyone gathered around the drawfags' Longcat and we [url=http://googumproduce.com/scientolog yraid/writingnames.jpg]wrote down our names[/url] for all to see.
Names such as; Richard C. Mongler, Bill Kaulitz, Gregory House, etc. I signed 'NIGRA'.
We counted down the seconds as our Permit to protest ran out and sprang with the quickness, like lightning, and disappeared.
Overall i'd have to say it was a pretty good show and a pretty good turnout too considering Anonymous' previous IRL raid attempts.
[url=http://googumproduce.com /scientologyraid/]You can see all the pics i bothered to resize hyah.[/url]
[b]THIS IS PiGPEN FROM SYDNEY SIGNING OUT.
ATTEND YOUR LOCAL SCIENTOLOGY RAID!
[i]AND DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!![/b][/i]
PiGPEN - December 17th 2007
I'm 22. I got cake and money.
I also won a [url=http://mochiads.com/contest/]compet ition[/url] with my game [url=http://googumproduce.com/spritesmas h/]Sprite Smash[/url], that got me some money and a Nintendo DS.
I will be buying some faster internets with said acquired money and i'll try and get a romplayer for the DS so i can harness the faster internets to beat other nerds at Mario Kart.
PiGPEN - November 9th 2007
OH HEY WE HAVE LINKS TO THE RERELEASED [url=http://googumproduce.com/tophatvill a/]TOPHAT VILLA[/url] AND THE NEWLY RELEASED [url=http://googumproduce.com/spritesmas h/]SPRITE SMASH[/url]. AND WHILE IVE GOT CAPS ON WHY NOT CHECK OUT THE UNRELEASED [url=http://googumproduce.com/puzzle/]PU ZZLE GAME[/url].....OH WELL I GUESS ITS RELEASED NOW.
err.
PiGPEN - October 10th 2007
I'm gonna be wrapping up my new game real soon... then wasting a whole bunch of time getting sponsorship ($$MONIES$$) before anyone can see it. But here's some mysterious and random pics of the game in development...
[img]http://googumproduc e.com/images/carltonhappeh.gif[/img]
[i mg]http://googumproduce.com/images/aspie homer.gif[/img]
[img]http://googumprodu ce.com/images/godzirravsfreedomfries.gif [/img]
PiGPEN - August 2nd 2007
[b]LOL WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT MY HOLIDAY SLIDES!?[/b]
Here i am in the rain forest...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/D1.jpg[/img]
Here i am at the beach...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/i mages/D2.jpg[/img]
Here i am over water...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/i mages/D3.jpg[/img]
Here i am under water...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/i mages/D4.jpg[/img]
While underwater i saw creatures...
[img]http://googumproduce.c om/images/sharkwank.jpg[/img]
[img]http: //googumproduce.com/images/stinger.jpg[/ img]
Also out of water creatures existed zomg....
[img]http://googumproduce.com/i mages/crocofail.jpg[/img]
I saw the sights...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/irwindeathbed.jpg[/img]
I looked at crap to buy...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ima ges/hippygum.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googu mproduce.com/images/lolwut.jpg[/img]
I even played a game of scrabble ohsnap...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/scrapple.jpg[/img]
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HOTGOD WAS THERE KICKIN IT OL'SKOOL!
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/hotsand1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://go ogumproduce.com/images/hotsand2.jpg[/img ]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/images/h otsand3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumprod uce.com/images/hotsand4.jpg[/img]
vtechramp - June 25th 2007 commented on pps to be a troll your entire life?
MasterPiGPEN: well if you want me to stop youre not helping
praxis2600: someone with no real education and no job
MasterPiGPEN: you make it worth doing
praxis2600: personally, I don't care if you stop, because everyone sees through you now
praxis2600: and you'll only be solidifying yourself as a pathetic human being
praxis2600: so I hope you continue to be a troll
praxis2600: because you deserve that pathetic life
MasterPiGPEN: ok so i guess we're finally done with this ascii dance?
MasterPiGPEN: i'll keep on being a troll
MasterPiGPEN: you keep on being a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAGGOT
praxis2600: wow, got me there, amazing
praxis2600: here's the the thing pal
praxis2600: I'm going to IM you whenever I want
praxis2600: just to amuse myself
praxis2600: because sometimes I get bored
praxis2600: so you know, just keep on being a troll so I can keep on laughing when I'm bored
MasterPiGPEN: i can see youre a troll wannabe
praxis2600: not at all
MasterPiGPEN: maybe one day you'll make it
MasterPiGPEN: you need to learn less is more
praxis2600: nope
MasterPiGPEN: if the person youre trolling isnt wasting more energy than you youre failing
praxis2600: I'm not a troll, so I don't care about your little creed
praxis2600: I just want to laugh at you
praxis2600: and I will
praxis2600: sometimes it's funny when someone thinks they're being funny, and they're not
praxis2600: I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: youve been pretending to be a hitman and posting waaaay too much and youre the one laughing?
MasterPiGPEN: you must have ass-burgers disease
praxis2600: I'm laughing because with everything you write, I can see exactly what you are, and it makes me laugh
MasterPiGPEN: thats cool
praxis2600: so anyway, 1337 d00d, keep on failing
praxis2600: and I'll be right here laughing
praxis2600 signed off at 4:43:37 AM.
praxis2600: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
praxis2600: dance puppet!
praxis2600: not in a dancing mood today?
praxis2600: are you sad?
praxis2600: sad that people aren't paying as much attention to you as they were?
praxis2600: well, that's ok, because your silence amuses me as well
praxis2600: the fact that I know you're reading this amuses me
praxis2600: cry little troll, cry
praxis2600: lol
praxis2600 signed off at 4:24:06 AM. [/quote]...ok so it turns out he's just some guy who likes to do roleplay...oh well.
And finally here's some awesome poetry by [url=http://kotaku.com/commenter/Sullyvi lle/]Sullyville[/url]...
[quote]One day this dude is going to have a family.
Right now he's probably this smart-ass who couldn't care about anyone to save his life. But one day he might just, by the grace of god, meet someone who finds his brand of anti-intimacy charming.
He'll manage to turn his talents to something useful.
Maybe he'll regret his misspent youth turning tragedy into fool's gold and brief fame.
Maybe he and his lady love will have a child.
And the moment his daughter is born, he'll decide that the most important thing in his life is her and making her happy.
And he'll nuture her, and love her, and watch her grow up.
She'll become this fine woman, strong, with a hint of her father's rebellion, and a whole whackload of her mother's common sense.
And she'll go off to college.
And he will worry about her.
He will worry a lot.[/quote]...<3
vtechramp - June 25th 2007 commented on pps[b]-MEDIA RESPONSE-[/b]
Q: What do trolls become when they have to get an IRL job?
A: Reporters of course!
Heres an interview i did with channel 10...
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And this is an interview i did with channel 9....but it's from AP because i guess they pass (sell) the footage around...
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I negotiated payment for both interviews (since they were on-camera) but in the aftermath i only received a cheque from Channel 9...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/image s/phcheque.gif[/img]
I did a phone interview with a few people...but most of them were morons who hadn't even played the game just jumping on the story, the only one worth mentioning is an interview i did with Triple J. It's the least biased interview you can get from the media (he made everyone look like idiots)...
[url=http://googumproduce.com /uploadcrap/triplejinterview.mp3]Triple J interview[/url] Size: 4.5 Megs
...btw he stole my reference to America's Army for his other interview and cut it out along with all the other questions i answered knowledgeably and only left the parts where i said "uhhhh" alot.
And there's a hell of alot of stuff on the interwebs by journalists not respected enough to be in real world media...
[url=http://gamepolitics.com/20 07/05/14/va-tech-games-spring-up-on-the- web/#comments]GamePolitics.com....oh noes im feeding the flames of the right-wing agenda to silence views they dont agree with! Cmon Left-Wing! SILENCE ME FIRST![/url]
[url=http://www.destructoid .com/virtual-school-shootings-interviewi ng-two-of-the-most-hated-game-creators-a live-31610.phtml]Destructoid.com Interview with me and the dude who made that Columbine game that no ones really played because RPG-Maker games suck.[/url]
[url=http://blog.wired.com/g ames/2007/05/new_york_senato.html]Some Senator no-ones ever heard of uses the controversy to push his agenda![/url]
[url=http://gamepolitics.c om/2007/05/18/aussie-politician-vows-to- investigate-v-tech-rampage-game/]Some wanker minister psychoanalyzes me and also wants to BAN THE INTERNETS.[/url]
[url=http://www.gamasut ra.com/view/feature/1468/persuasive_game s_designing_for_.php?page=1]Some idiot from Gamasutra encourages games with social commentary while at the same time trying to psychoanalyze me.[/url]
[url=http://www.forbes.com/200 7/06/15/games-violence-columbine-tech-cx _ag_0618videogames.html]Forbes.com tries to look serious about this by making an article not directly about my game.[/url]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/V-Tech_Rampage]oh and hey theres a poorly crafted wiki too[/url]
[b]-CHAT LOGS-[/b]
This section is lots o' readin! GREAT LULZ TO BE HAD THOUGH!
Here's the guy who first broke the story to real world media...
[quote]lewgus: Hi Ryan. You there?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
MasterPiGPEN: id like you call me PiGPEN though
lewgus: I'm a journo from smh.com.au. can i talk to you about the stir you've created?
MasterPiGPEN: wow...ok
lewgus: ok PiGPEN it is
lewgus: you're australian?
MasterPiGPEN: they got my name improperly and i dont appreciate it
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
MasterPiGPEN: Sydney west
lewgus: cool. what part of your name did they get wrong?
MasterPiGPEN: ...no i mean....they werent supposed to have it...they gleaned it from my server
MasterPiGPEN: theres nothing i can do about it but....well my real name is reserved for close friends and family
lewgus: is this true? you're demanding money to take the game down?
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
lewgus: does that sound like extortion? what do you hope to achieve from this - apart froma bit of free publicity?
MasterPiGPEN: well..not demanding...if they want it down so much they will pay
MasterPiGPEN: it was just a joke
lewgus: did you create the game with this in mind?
lewgus: bad taste joke?
MasterPiGPEN: they were so adament about me taking my game down....i gave them a way
MasterPiGPEN: i dont except they will pay and they havent
MasterPiGPEN: they rather than complain to their friend
MasterPiGPEN: s
lewgus: and what will you do? if they don't pay?
lewgus: their friend?
MasterPiGPEN: i havent even gotten a single personaly sent death threat
MasterPiGPEN: how lazy is that?
MasterPiGPEN: they just want to blah blah blah
lewgus: are you studying? or is this on the side? - creating games?
MasterPiGPEN: mmmm
MasterPiGPEN: this isnt a profession
MasterPiGPEN: my account has 0 money so yeah
MasterPiGPEN: do you have proof youre from smh?
lewgus: you at school or tech/uni?
MasterPiGPEN: you seem a bit retarded to me to have even a web reporting job
lewgus: sure if you can call the smh switch on 9282 2822 and ask them to put you through to stephen hutcheon on my mobile
lewgus: you calling?
MasterPiGPEN: fact checking
lewgus: google search will show stories on youtube, second life and a few others
MasterPiGPEN: alright shoot...
lewgus: so how old r u and r u at school/uni?
MasterPiGPEN: alright fuck you
lewgus: come agan?
MasterPiGPEN: i dont care where U R from but i dont do interviews with retards
MasterPiGPEN: UR NOT WELCOM HERE
MasterPiGPEN: UUUUUUUU RRRRRRR DUMMMMM
lewgus: steady on PiGPEN. can we start again, please?
MasterPiGPEN: no thanks[/quote].....then i blocked him....you dont interview me and netspeek at the same time bitches!
Heres some good ol' false legal threats....
[quote]Richmeck: As a Virginia Tech graduate, I will do everything in my power to make sure you do NOT get your money for your sick, perverted V-Tech Rampage game; that you will be court-ordered to remove it; and sued by the university and the respective families who were affected by that tragedy for several million US dollars! May God have mercy on your cruel soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: lol k
Richmeck: you're laughing??? you wont be laughing for very long that's for sure....you don't think i'm serious??? you don't know who i am or the connections i have at the university
Richmeck: see you in court!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: sure k
MasterPiGPEN: !!!!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: lol
Richmeck: start getting used to the feel of handcuffs and shackles......and the feeling of being completely broke from the lawsuit
MasterPiGPEN: lol....you get used to not being able to do shit because you dont live in Australia
MasterPiGPEN: and because US law protects me
MasterPiGPEN: and Australians wont stand for stupidity such as that
Richmeck: we'll see about that....we'll be the ones to have the last laugh at your expense
Richmeck: remember, you don't know who you're dealing with here and the connections i have at the university as well as legal community
Richmeck: you will NOT win EVER!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: im not gonna try
MasterPiGPEN: i dont have money for frivilous court fees like you :d
Richmeck: save yourself the embarrassment and money and delete the game
MasterPiGPEN: no
MasterPiGPEN: spell it with me....
MasterPiGPEN: F-R-E-E-D-O-M
MasterPiGPEN: O-F
MasterPiGPEN: S-P-E-E-C-H
Richmeck: how would you like it if it was your university, or your brother, or your sister, or your mother, or your father, or your best friend who was killed in a tragedy like that????
MasterPiGPEN: i'd cry a bit and move on with my life
Richmeck: you obviously don't have a grain of emotion in your souless body
MasterPiGPEN: maybe try and stop the reasons it happened
MasterPiGPEN: certainly not mess around with some guy who made something about their deaths....solves nothing
MasterPiGPEN: except maybe making that person more famous
Richmeck: famous? i think not. a souless, immature speck? absolutely!
Richmeck signed off at 2:39:08 PM. [/quote]....i once sued a speck for contaminating my food. True story yo.
And here's some good ol' amateur psycho-analysis...
[quote]Walnutaanymore : hello
Walnutaanymore: you should be ashamed of yourself
Walnutaanymore: you are sick go seek help
MasterPiGPEN: done and done
Walnutaanymore: done what
Walnutaanymore: seeked help?
Walnutaanymore: do you know what truama is?
Walnutaanymore: and how your game can worsen the trauma
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: some people lived through the things portrayed in your video game
MasterPiGPEN: yeah there was an injury count for that
Walnutaanymore: some people had freinds who died there
MasterPiGPEN: thats amazing
Walnutaanymore: i guess you dont consider yourself to be a moral person
MasterPiGPEN: oh i am
MasterPiGPEN: but i have priorities
Walnutaanymore: you have no compasion of consideration
Walnutaanymore: if you dont care about other people you are not a moral human being
MasterPiGPEN: i care about people
Walnutaanymore: what about the people you are hurting by making your game
MasterPiGPEN: caring is more than protecting feelings
Walnutaanymore: you have disregarded their suggering for your profit
MasterPiGPEN: what profit?
Walnutaanymore: you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: no im not
Walnutaanymore: i guess you dont make money for your games
MasterPiGPEN: i dont
Walnutaanymore: you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: no im not
Walnutaanymore: how do you know you are not
MasterPiGPEN: because its a game not a gun
Walnutaanymore: perhaps you have lost your perspective on reality
Walnutaanymore: the video game is a representation of what happened
MasterPiGPEN: perhaps you have no fucking priorities?
Walnutaanymore: the actual event was traumatic have you ever experienced truama?
MasterPiGPEN: yes
Walnutaanymore: so you know how it feels
MasterPiGPEN: yes
Walnutaanymore: how would you like it if someone made a game about your trumatic expereince
MasterPiGPEN: theres nothing moral in protecting peoples feelings
Walnutaanymore: you are intentionally hurting peoples feelings
Walnutaanymore: some of the students are still recovering from the event
Walnutaanymore: and you make a game out of it
MasterPiGPEN: why intentionally?
MasterPiGPEN: i didnt put it on the news
Walnutaanymore: the news did not make a game out of it
Walnutaanymore: you are suffering from a condition that happens when you play too many video games
MasterPiGPEN: the news promoted it to an audience it was never intended for
Walnutaanymore: your brain is going through a liquidation process
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: you are loosing your grasp of reality and human emotion
Walnutaanymore: stop playing video games and come back to life
MasterPiGPEN: youre an idiot
MasterPiGPEN: i dont play video games often
MasterPiGPEN: im working most of the time
Walnutaanymore: look up the effect of video games on consciousness
MasterPiGPEN: you cant make a videogame if youre playing them constantly
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you?
MasterPiGPEN: theres no proof on anything idiot
MasterPiGPEN: just lame theories on dumb shit
Walnutaanymore: i have my little brothers who have been possesed by video games
MasterPiGPEN: only things proven is that videogames improve hand-eye coordination
Walnutaanymore: it causes a liqudation process in your mind
MasterPiGPEN: lol oh yeah?
Walnutaanymore: and make you fat apathetic and immoral
MasterPiGPEN: uh hhhuuuuh
Walnutaanymore: why do some people kill themselves over video games
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: tell me more?
MasterPiGPEN: can i sign up to your newsletter?
MasterPiGPEN: who's killed themself over a videogame?
MasterPiGPEN: i really want to know
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_addict ion
MasterPiGPEN: got anything to do with killing?
Walnutaanymore: threre are treatment centers you can go to
Walnutaanymore: yes
Walnutaanymore: take time to read it
Walnutaanymore: or go back to your video games
MasterPiGPEN: Video Game addiction is a proposed form of psychological addiction
Walnutaanymore: i figure you will do one of the two
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.....i hardly touch games nowadays
Walnutaanymore: do you have a lawyer?
MasterPiGPEN: lol no
MasterPiGPEN: why?
Walnutaanymore: you might want to think about it
Walnutaanymore: have you ever heard of punitive damages
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
MasterPiGPEN: ive also heard of BULLSHIT
MasterPiGPEN: and SUCK MY DICK
Walnutaanymore: well the law is not bullshit
MasterPiGPEN: the law does not apply
Walnutaanymore: and you can be tried for the psycholgical harm you are causing on truama victims
MasterPiGPEN: i would laugh my way into court
MasterPiGPEN: because youre not going to win and anyone to make that case are just assholes trying to make a profit off of death
Walnutaanymore: wait you arent profiting off of death?
Walnutaanymore: what does the game do for you
Walnutaanymore: money or just sick psychological satisfaction
MasterPiGPEN: theres no money retard
Walnutaanymore: so just your just sick
MasterPiGPEN: totally
MasterPiGPEN: i get off on it
MasterPiGPEN: im jackin it right now
Walnutaanymore: so you have a sexual fantasy about mass murder?
MasterPiGPEN: So i herd u liek Anna Kournikova
Walnutaanymore: so you make sick video games about mass murders and you jack off to it then you watch porn online
Walnutaanymore: you should go outside or something
Walnutaanymore: if all you do is video games and porn
MasterPiGPEN: Anna Kournikova......i dream of killing her than jacking off onto her corpse
Walnutaanymore: so you are into shock value
MasterPiGPEN: no im for seriousness
Walnutaanymore: okay you seriously need shock value in your life
Walnutaanymore: why do you think you desire such extremes
Walnutaanymore: is it because your life is dull and impotent
Walnutaanymore: and extreme scenarios are the only thing that makes you feel alive
MasterPiGPEN: no its because i love all the free amateur psychological analysis it gets me
Walnutaanymore: so you need attention
Walnutaanymore: did this game give you the attention you wanted
Walnutaanymore: you want recognition
MasterPiGPEN: NO I NEED MORE AND MORE
Walnutaanymore: and the only way you can get it is by being sick
Walnutaanymore: and immoral
MasterPiGPEN: now im gonna go make a game about killing other stuff
MasterPiGPEN: whats good?
Walnutaanymore: go make a game where the player relizes how stupid video games are and relizes how much of his life he has wasted in a digital reality
MasterPiGPEN: thats kinda ironic
MasterPiGPEN: good suggestion towards pointlessness
Walnutaanymore: almost as pointless as your life
MasterPiGPEN: oh snap
MasterPiGPEN: you come up with thatone on your own?
MasterPiGPEN: or did your years of psychology training give you that one?
Walnutaanymore: do you find your life to be meaningfull?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
Walnutaanymore: what makes it meaningfull for you
MasterPiGPEN: my endless work towards nothing!
Walnutaanymore: do you make meaning out of your life by hurting others?
MasterPiGPEN: no youre silly
MasterPiGPEN: do you make meaning by talking shit to people?
Walnutaanymore: did you find meaning in the game you made about a "real" massacre
MasterPiGPEN: is killing games your lifes work!?
Walnutaanymore: no im a student at virginia tech and i lost friends in the massacre and my mom works there and your video game is hurtful
Walnutaanymore: im trying to explain to you the pain that you are causing people
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: and hoping you will be human and remove the game
MasterPiGPEN: at this point everyone on the internet who doesnt like my game has claimed to have friends or family killed at vtech
Walnutaanymore: and most of them are from blacksburg virginia
MasterPiGPEN: no most of them want to make their opinion valid
Walnutaanymore: it was a real event that happened to real people
Walnutaanymore: maybe some do
Walnutaanymore: i was born in blacksburg virginia
MasterPiGPEN: how come no one is friends with people injured at the massacre?
MasterPiGPEN: there was more of them
MasterPiGPEN: everyones friends with the dead
Walnutaanymore: the people who are injured are the ones you should be concerned about
Walnutaanymore: what if someone who was shot and lived saw your video game
MasterPiGPEN: lol they gonna gimp me?
Walnutaanymore: i dont advocate violence
Walnutaanymore: some people on facebook have advocated violence agisnt you
MasterPiGPEN: you advocate lawsuits lol
Walnutaanymore: i am against violence
Walnutaanymore: i do and we are in the process of working out the details
Walnutaanymore: you live in aulstralia?
MasterPiGPEN: dont worry about the people saying shit about me.....theyre all talk
MasterPiGPEN: talk talk talk talk talk
MasterPiGPEN: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
MasterPiGPEN: BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Walnutaanymore: whats your real name
MasterPiGPEN: RYAN LAMBOURN is what the news says
Walnutaanymore: have you ever seeked a psychological evaluation?
MasterPiGPEN: seeked?
MasterPiGPEN: if you want to pay for a psychological evaluation i'll go to it
MasterPiGPEN: but ive already been to enough to tell you the result
Walnutaanymore: did they find you to be mentally stable?
Walnutaanymore: are you an advocate of murder
MasterPiGPEN: no
Walnutaanymore: you seem to make a hero out of the cho
MasterPiGPEN: you havent played it then
Walnutaanymore: it was kinda boring and dull
Walnutaanymore: like the games i played when i was 5
Walnutaanymore: anyway i guess you are going to keep the game up
MasterPiGPEN: no duh
Walnutaanymore: think about all the people you are hurting when you go to sleep
MasterPiGPEN: lol i cant get to sleep if im laughing
Walnutaanymore: you laugh in order to hide from yourself
Walnutaanymore: and to hide from your disorder
MasterPiGPEN: you really suck at this psychological stuff
MasterPiGPEN: i can make you think whatever i want
Walnutaanymore: you can fool me all you want
Walnutaanymore: you can fool yourself all you want
Walnutaanymore: go for it
Walnutaanymore: live a lie
MasterPiGPEN: and?
MasterPiGPEN: god damnit i thought you were going somewhere with that!
MasterPiGPEN: I GUESS YOU GET OFF ON PLAYING WITH PEOPLES EXPECTATIONS HUH?
Walnutaanymore: is that a question or are you talking about yourself
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: youre just toying with me
MasterPiGPEN: youre pathetic
Walnutaanymore: i have two goals
Walnutaanymore: i want you to understand at the very least that you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: and to enrage me to kill?
Walnutaanymore: secondly i want you to look deep within yourself to see if you have a problem
MasterPiGPEN: im stroking my harbl .32 automatic
Walnutaanymore: perhaps that might be apart of yoru problem
Walnutaanymore: thats why alot of people play shooting video games
Walnutaanymore: to do what they cant to in real life
Walnutaanymore: when you shoot someone in a video game you are expressive your perversive inner core
MasterPiGPEN: i really like earthbound.......whats that mean?
Walnutaanymore: i dont know what that game is
Walnutaanymore: i havent played video games since halo
MasterPiGPEN: i havent had a new videogame system since the n64
Walnutaanymore: but you are apart of a online video game network of social abjects
MasterPiGPEN: huh?
MasterPiGPEN: i got a 56k
MasterPiGPEN: i cant play mmo's or cs or anything like that if thats what you mean
MasterPiGPEN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EarthBound
Walnutaanymore: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/1 7/virginiatechshooting/main2693354.shtml
MasterPiGPEN: other favorite games include: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario _Bros_3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda:_Majo ra%27s_Mask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conker%27s_ Bad_Fur_Day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi%27s _Challenge
Walnutaanymore: those are the people you represent being killed in your game
MasterPiGPEN: lol given up on the videogames liquidating my mind thing?
MasterPiGPEN: LOL RYAN CLARK WAS BLACK
Walnutaanymore: the reason you cant feel compasion is because you going through a psychological liqudation process
MasterPiGPEN: man i wish i woulda known that
MasterPiGPEN: im gonna have to alt the game
Walnutaanymore: are australians still racist
MasterPiGPEN: most of them yeah
Walnutaanymore: i thought so
MasterPiGPEN: but you cant blame them......they havent lived with other races
Walnutaanymore: you are like a racist version of the british?
MasterPiGPEN: what?
MasterPiGPEN: british are racist too
MasterPiGPEN: americans too
Walnutaanymore: some
Walnutaanymore: Australia was a nation of prisoners right?
MasterPiGPEN: you are for expecting everyone of a nation to be racist
MasterPiGPEN: no just the first bunch in sydney were
Walnutaanymore: i was just wondering how prevelent racism is in your thinking and in your country
MasterPiGPEN: well its not at all in my thinking
MasterPiGPEN: but i grew up around lots of races
Walnutaanymore: so what do you think about the people who died and the people who lost loved ones
Walnutaanymore: do you feel bad for them at all?
MasterPiGPEN: nope
MasterPiGPEN: not my place to feel bad for other people
MasterPiGPEN: i have empathy
MasterPiGPEN: but no im not crying for them
MasterPiGPEN: i think you hate videogames because you played halo...that shit sucks
Walnutaanymore: you dont have empathy for them
Walnutaanymore: or i stoped playing video games when i grew up
Walnutaanymore: you are 21?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
MasterPiGPEN: and you are 12?
Walnutaanymore: you should get a life
MasterPiGPEN: ive got one thanks
Walnutaanymore: you arent empathetic you are apathetic
MasterPiGPEN: people who say "get a life" and "grow up" are always the saddest sacks of shit
Walnutaanymore: towards others and perhaps towards yourself
Walnutaanymore: whats sad is your inability to care about other people
Walnutaanymore: which makes me think you dont care about yourself
MasterPiGPEN: lol....you have no perspective
Walnutaanymore: perspective on what
MasterPiGPEN: THAT ITS A GAME
MasterPiGPEN: ITS A GAME MADE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF
MasterPiGPEN: IT SHOWS NOTHING OF MY PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE OR PERSONAL FEELINGS
Walnutaanymore: so you are intentionally trying to hurt people for your own satisfaction
MasterPiGPEN: you make it sound so sexy
Walnutaanymore: am i wrong
Walnutaanymore: you get satisfaction out of hurting people
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadistic_pe rsonality_disorder
MasterPiGPEN: i get satisfaction out of all the angry people who think their anger somehow effects change
MasterPiGPEN: Sadistic personality disorder is a possible personality disorder
MasterPiGPEN: whats with you and these made up disorders?
Walnutaanymore: all psychological disorders on wikipedia are possible
Walnutaanymore: they dont want to comit to definitive definitions of psycholgical states
MasterPiGPEN: only appeared in the revised third edition of the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
MasterPiGPEN: not much credit to it
Walnutaanymore: do you fall under any of the catagories?
MasterPiGPEN: nope
Walnutaanymore: Is amused by, or takes pleasure in, the psychological or physical suffering of others (including animals
MasterPiGPEN: you know whats great about the manual of mental disorders?
MasterPiGPEN: you can go through it and try out every one
MasterPiGPEN: find the disorder that really suits you
MasterPiGPEN: actually that was part of the story to the novel Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
MasterPiGPEN: good stuff
Walnutaanymore: Chuch Palahniuk is a tastfull person
Walnutaanymore: he uses alot of violence
Walnutaanymore: but he doesnt go out of his way to hurt real people
MasterPiGPEN: lol thats your criteria?
Walnutaanymore: he is artistic and creative with violence
MasterPiGPEN: so essentially im the same as say....that boy in japan that beheaded his mother?
Walnutaanymore: he isnt just trying to get attentnion
Walnutaanymore: no you dont do things in the real world
MasterPiGPEN: i dont know...your criteria seems kinda fucked up
MasterPiGPEN: i dont do things in the real world but i hurt them
MasterPiGPEN: so im like....god or something?
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like god?
MasterPiGPEN: lol dont twist your psychobabble shit on me
Walnutaanymore: you live in an insulated reality whitch makes you incapable of understanding the effects of your actions
MasterPiGPEN: i hurt people without being there.....thats what god does right?
MasterPiGPEN: act of god
Walnutaanymore: other "real" people feel pain for others
MasterPiGPEN: YOURE placing me as god
Walnutaanymore: you hurt people by your representations of real events
Walnutaanymore: that can trigger aspects of truma
Walnutaanymore: you are doing that
MasterPiGPEN: because you wont let me just stay in the same category as the rest of the artists
Walnutaanymore: you are not god nor do i think you are human
Walnutaanymore: i think you are a dormant, stale, and deprived of attention so you made a sick game so people will give you reactions
MasterPiGPEN: you seen my other stuff?
Walnutaanymore: no
MasterPiGPEN: well there you go
MasterPiGPEN: i have plenty of fans
MasterPiGPEN: since before the vtech game too
MasterPiGPEN: this has added a ton more though
Walnutaanymore: The Australinian communications minister said you should get progessional help
MasterPiGPEN: he also said the game should be banned along with basically every other game on newgrounds
Walnutaanymore: helen coonan
MasterPiGPEN: oops wrong person
MasterPiGPEN: i was thinking the police minister
Walnutaanymore: if they keep your game on they should be shut down
MasterPiGPEN: lol youre sad
Walnutaanymore: and there are alot of people working on that right now
MasterPiGPEN: and you will all fail
MasterPiGPEN: and waste your money
MasterPiGPEN: which is sad since you all dont deserve to be hurting yourself like that
MasterPiGPEN: but i guess anything for drama right?
Walnutaanymore: what do you think about your own personal saftey?
MasterPiGPEN: anything to vindicate your poor poor feelings
Walnutaanymore: do you value it
MasterPiGPEN: im not afraid of these people
MasterPiGPEN: they just taaaaaalk
MasterPiGPEN: taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk
Walnut aanymore: i hope nothing happens to you
Walnutaanymore: but there are alot of angry people at you
MasterPiGPEN: they'll be over it in a week (or less)
MasterPiGPEN: just like they were over the massacre
Walnutaanymore: alot of people are still going through therepy
MasterPiGPEN: well that would be the people who are close/in it and not the people who are angry
MasterPiGPEN: the people who are angry are angry because they like being angry and clearly werent close enough
Walnutaanymore: i think thats what you are having trouble understanding
Walnutaanymore: some of the people who are angry at you were close to the incident
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.......i'd like to see how much energy youre willing to put into this after youve been shot at
MasterPiGPEN: PERSPECTIVE
Walnutaanymore: alot of people are putting energy into this
Walnutaanymore: you are making a joke about of peoples lives
MasterPiGPEN: you know i could use this against you if you ever did take me to court
MasterPiGPEN: youre not supposed to contact the person in this manner and do this shit youre doing
Walnutaanymore: i havent said anything illegal
MasterPiGPEN: cases have been aquitted for less
Walnutaanymore: yeah but it wouldent really make the case any less legitimate
Walnutaanymore: not really in virginia courts
Walnutaanymore: everyone in virginia would be against you
MasterPiGPEN: it wouldnt be in a virginia court
Walnutaanymore: if Australia let us they would
MasterPiGPEN: let you what?
Walnutaanymore: you could be tried in international court
Walnutaanymore: class action lawsuit
MasterPiGPEN: and what would be gained?
Walnutaanymore: extradite you
MasterPiGPEN: lol
Walnutaanymore: well if what you are doing is in fact illegal then justice would be served
Walnutaanymore: you would suffer for your transgressions
MasterPiGPEN: you realize you cant extradite me?
Walnutaanymore: i personally cant
Walnutaanymore: the justice department can
MasterPiGPEN: no they cant either
MasterPiGPEN: id have to be a suspected or convicted criminal
MasterPiGPEN: im neither
Walnutaanymore: you would have to appear in court somewhere
MasterPiGPEN: why?
MasterPiGPEN: theres no case
Walnutaanymore: because a lawsuit would be filled against you
MasterPiGPEN: for what?
Walnutaanymore: you would have to plead innocent and get a lawer
Walnutaanymore: and pay for a lawer
MasterPiGPEN: no i wouldnt
Walnutaanymore: punitive damages
MasterPiGPEN: you need an actual reason
Walnutaanymore: punitive damages for the psycholgical pain you have inflicted on the victims families
MasterPiGPEN: youd need undeniable proof that i caused pyschological pain
Walnutaanymore: have you ever heard of video game law
Walnutaanymore: you might want to check it out
MasterPiGPEN: ive heard it thrown out of court
MasterPiGPEN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_bird man that guy might help you out with your case
Walnutaanymore: you really said this"No one listens to you unless you've got something sensational to do. And that's why I feel sympathy for Cho Seung-hui. He had to go that far
MasterPiGPEN: mangled but close
MasterPiGPEN: empathy not sympathy and some wording issues
Walnutaanymore: you were abused in highschool?
MasterPiGPEN: reporters suck
MasterPiGPEN: i never went to highschool
MasterPiGPEN: they messed that up too
Walnutaanymore: you left after 8th grade
Walnutaanymore: you were bullied and abused at several institutions in texas Maine new jersy new york and north carolina?
Walnutaanymore: is that why you glorify cho?
Walnutaanymore: did he do the thing that you have always wanted to do?
MasterPiGPEN: lol no....its wrong
Walnutaanymore: you are financially supported by your mother?
MasterPiGPEN: the reporters get shit wrong just to make me look a certain way
Walnutaanymore: like a pathetic piece of shit
MasterPiGPEN: thats the one
Walnutaanymore: they make you seem that way
MasterPiGPEN: well what do you think they would go for?
MasterPiGPEN: unbiased reporting died long ago
Walnutaanymore: perhaps you do have some problems that should be looked into
MasterPiGPEN: maybe you do
MasterPiGPEN: youve been conversing with me for a loooooong time
Walnutaanymore: im interested in the well being of the people you are hurting
Walnutaanymore: trying to reason with you
MasterPiGPEN: you dont care enough obviously
Walnutaanymore: why is that
MasterPiGPEN: enough to stop talking to me and spend time with them
Walnutaanymore: im in new york right now
Walnutaanymore: i have a job
MasterPiGPEN: you could call
MasterPiGPEN: you never call
Walnutaanymore: i do
Walnutaanymore: my mother and my friend who lived in the dorm
Walnutaanymore: and my friends who went to school that day
Walnutaanymore: and my friend who works for the emt
MasterPiGPEN: what dorm?
Walnutaanymore: the one where the first shooting took place
MasterPiGPEN: which one was that?
Walnutaanymore: ambler johnson
Walnutaanymore: he is still having flashbacks from the incident
Walnutaanymore: do you know what a flashback is
MasterPiGPEN: flashbacks eh?
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashback_% 28psychological_phenomenon%29
MasterPiGP EN: yeah i know what they are moron
Walnutaanymore: you relive the expereince
MasterPiGPEN: god damn......
MasterPiGPEN: youre dumb
Walnutaanymore: your video game could be just at trumatic for some people as the incident itself
MasterPiGPEN: i was asking about the flashbacks
Walnutaanymore: my friend has been having flashbacks about the incident
Walnutaanymore: he is getting help right now
MasterPiGPEN: what incident?
MasterPiGPEN: what is he having flashbacks about?
Walnutaanymore: the virginia tech massacre
MasterPiGPEN: yeah.....what of it
Walnutaanymore: he incoluntarily relives the day it all happened
Walnutaanymore: the bodies being carried out of the dorm and the classrooms
Walnutaanymore: he lived on the same floor as cho
Walnutaanymore: your hero
MasterPiGPEN: lol
MasterPiGPEN: yes my hero
MasterPiGPEN: bless cho
MasterPiGPEN: may cho smite my enemies from heaven above
Walnutaanymore: why is he your hero?
Walnutaanymore: you had similar childhood experiences?
MasterPiGPEN: the real question is why havent you made the switch?
MasterPiGPEN: cho is the number 1 idol killer
Walnutaanymore: switch to what
MasterPiGPEN: the true god of gods
Walnutaanymore: he was stupid as well
MasterPiGPEN: jesus has moved over to make room for the one true owner of the thrown
Walnutaanymore: did you read any of his stuff
MasterPiGPEN: throne
Walnutaanymore: he was probably a virgin too
MasterPiGPEN: by choice
MasterPiGPEN: cho bought a prostitute but didnt have sex with her...he tempted himself and passed..he is holy beyond all others.
Walnutaanymore: is that why he failed at life
Walnutaanymore: and why you are a failure at life
MasterPiGPEN: you are nowt but a sinner
Walnutaanymore: i didnt kill anyone
MasterPiGPEN: nowt but a charlatan deceiter
MasterPiGPEN: you spit on the name of the one true god and he will smite thee
MasterPiGPEN: the firey pits of damnation await thee
Walnutaanymore: sorry i have offended the chronic masterbator mass murderer who couldent pass simple englisih classes
Walnutaanymore: or even talk coherently for that matter
MasterPiGPEN: as you should
MasterPiGPEN: he took a vow of silence
MasterPiGPEN: only to speak on the eve of his solution
Walnutaanymore: or he was mentally insane and should of been institutionalized
MasterPiGPEN: he is a true king among blithering fools
Walnutaanymore: all of his writting is pathetic
Walnutaanymore: you read mcbeef
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: it is genius prose
Walnutaanymore: his play
Walnutaanymore: haha
MasterPiGPEN: a tale of the american life
Walnutaanymore: his insluts are 3rd grade
MasterPiGPEN: he exposed you all for what he wrote
MasterPiGPEN: and you laugh as you run into his image of the fools
MasterPiGPEN: 32 was not enough
Walnutaanymore: you wanted him to kill more people?
MasterPiGPEN: he was far from cleansing virginia
Walnutaanymore: is that what you are trying to inspire with your game?
Walnutaanymore: cleansing of people?
MasterPiGPEN: youre the testament of his failures and the hope for our future work
Walnutaanymore: kinda like hitler right
Walnutaanymore: what kinda work
MasterPiGPEN: the work of the cho collective soul
Walnutaanymore: which would entail what kinda actions?
MasterPiGPEN: CLEANSING THE WORLD OF THE FOOLISH IDOLS
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like being an agent in any of this cleansing?
MasterPiGPEN: i am writer of the 3rd gospel of cho
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like killing people?
MasterPiGPEN: no thats not my purpose
MasterPiGPEN: i am to gather the collective
Walnutaanymore: but you wish cho would of killed more people correct?
MasterPiGPEN: the collective will do the killing
MasterPiGPEN: the cleansing
Walnutaanymore: so you want to organize a collective group of killing to commit mass murders?
MasterPiGPEN: i was chosen by cho to do so
Walnutaanymore: okay very good
MasterPiGPEN: im glad you approve
Walnutaanymore: this will work great
Walnutaanymore: have a good day
MasterPiGPEN: cho bless[/quote]...Isnt that always the way with psychologists...just give em what they want to hear.
And of course some good ol' pretending to be a hired assassain...
[quote]praxis2600: it's been nearly 24 hours, you have approximately 30 minutes to remove the game
MasterPiGPEN: lol whut?
MasterPiGPEN: its been more than that
praxis2600: as I told you yesterday, if you do not remove the game, you will be in the same condition as cho is now
praxis2600: I recieve a substantial sum of money whether you remove the game or not, so it's your choice how I earn that money
MasterPiGPEN: how about no
praxis2600: then you have chosen your fate. good luck.
MasterPiGPEN: go back to playin CS idiot
praxis2600: so, you believe keeping this game up is worth your life?
MasterPiGPEN: if you were going to kill me you wouldnt be talking to me right now
praxis2600: I'm giving you a chance to live, as were the instructions of the person who hired me
praxis2600: if you remove the game, I won't have to do anything
MasterPiGPEN: ive had my life on the line more times than you can imagine.....youre just an internet pussy roleplaying a toughguy assassain
praxis2600: your hardly important enough to be considered an assassination
MasterPiGPEN: lol ok
MasterPiGPEN: so someones paying you to kill me......what do you call it?
praxis2600: a hit
MasterPiGPEN: oh god......go back to playin GTA Vice City then
MasterPiGPEN: god damn thats retarded
praxis2600: I don't play video games, I'm a businessman
MasterPiGPEN: no you said you were an assassain
MasterPiGPEN: or a faggy hitman
praxis2600: I never said that
MasterPiGPEN: no you just said youd kill me because someone is paying you
praxis2600: people pay me to do things, and I do them
MasterPiGPEN: oh so youre a worthless pawn of a person with no mind of your own
praxis2600: I have a mind of my own, but I also know how to make money
MasterPiGPEN: by having no ethics?
praxis2600: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: ok then go back to your cliche hitman movie
MasterPiGPEN: how obvious was that line?
MasterPiGPEN: lol
praxis2600: yes, everythings a movie or game to you isn't it?
MasterPiGPEN: youre talking like one
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: and you're talking like a goddamn retard, but I'm not on your case about it
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethicsI have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethicsI have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: well, I see you've made your choice, and if I were you, I'd get my affairs in order
praxis2600: goodbye
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: yes, you've proven yourself at least as intelligent as a parrot, congratulations
MasterPiGPEN: youre a talkative hitman
praxis2600: also, don't even think about running, because it'll only make things worse, I get pretty pissed when I have to work harder than I should
MasterPiGPEN: i know i know
MasterPiGPEN: if i make work hard for you you'll have to think
MasterPiGPEN: but dont worry
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: I'm laughing real hard kid, maybe you can hear me, I'm closer than you think
MasterPiGPEN: thats not what your myspace says
praxis2600: oh really, and what does my myspace say? does it say that I'm an indian law student?
MasterPiGPEN: RAY
MasterPiGPEN: RAAAAAAAAAAAAY
praxis2600: yeah, and a few months ago I was a chinese CEO
MasterPiGPEN: how long?
MasterPiGPEN: march?
MasterPiGPEN: were you chinese in march?
praxis2600: look at it kid, why would an indian law student use the url "praxis2600"?
MasterPiGPEN: because quikeemart was taken?
MasterPiGPEN: why would anyone use praxis2600?
MasterPiGPEN: its a shitty name'
MasterPiGPEN: sounds like a crappy atari era game system that no one bought
praxis2600: obviously you've given your life to video games
praxis2600: it's an irony that you're about to give it for one
MasterPiGPEN: lolololol
MasterPiGPEN: that wasnt bad
MasterPiGPEN: but freakin cliche delivery
praxis2600: my job is to hopefully convince you to take it down before drastic action is taken, so my question for you would be do you really think that people aren't pissed off about your game enough to hire someone to get you?
MasterPiGPEN: i think theyre pissed enough to talk alot and makeup shit to me about being hitmen
MasterPiGPEN: but no not to do anything illegal that would put their life in danger
praxis2600: the person who came to me lost someone very close to them, they're very angry, looking for a place to put their rage, they saw what you did, and they were angry enough to pay me to solve the problem, you must know what extreme anger can do, because if you don't you must be living a very sheltered life
MasterPiGPEN: hold on i have to call up a computer IT guy for some help with my comp
MasterPiGPEN: .....oh wait.....youre indian right?
praxis2600: too late kid, you've given up your chance
praxis2600: time's up, expect me soon, goodbye
MasterPiGPEN: ok....have a nice trip[/quote]...oh shit! Have i made a greivous error in doubting this mans authenticy!? Find out in the exciting conclusion!
And now the exciting conclusion!
[quote]praxis2600: ok ryan, against my better judgement my employer has instructed me to give you one week to remove the game, personally I would like to just be rid of you now, but I have to do what I have to do to get paid
praxis2600: respond you cowardly little prick
praxis2600: quit hiding you little son of a bitch
MasterPiGPEN: sorry doing stuff.....what did you say?
praxis2600: against my better judgement my employer has instructed me to give you one week to remove the game, personally I would like to just be rid of you now, but I have to do what I have to do to get paid
praxis2600: I'd take it down soon ryan, I'm in a place not far from yours
MasterPiGPEN: im sorry what? aim is fucking up
praxis2600: take the game down within one week, or I'll feed you your intestines while you're still alive
MasterPiGPEN: you mean like in that Hannibal movie?
praxis2600: I've never seen that
praxis2600: I'm talking about real life you dumb little prick
MasterPiGPEN: well you cant really do that in real life
MasterPiGPEN: youd pass out from the blood loss before being able to chew on your own intestine
praxis2600: actually, using the proper techniques, you can
praxis2600: and who said anything about chewing?
MasterPiGPEN: and you definitely couldnt eat it....its rather tough to break
MasterPiGPEN: especially uncooked
praxis2600: then I guess you'll just choke
MasterPiGPEN: nah i'd be passed out before that
MasterPiGPEN: noob
praxis2600: no, you wouldn't, as I told you, there are techniques to control the blood loss, the use it in surgeries all the time
praxis2600: you would of course have to be restrained
MasterPiGPEN: whoops sorry....pressed wrong Fkey and closed instead of maximizing....what did you say?
praxis2600: I said you would have to be restrained, stop being a moron
MasterPiGPEN: sorry
praxis2600: you'd be suprised how much pain a person can live through before passing out
MasterPiGPEN: not if you go pulling out there intestines
praxis2600: you're just a dumb little unemployed bastard who makes idiotic video games, what do you know?
MasterPiGPEN: i killed a man
MasterPiGPEN: dont tell anyone though
MasterPiGPEN: killers pinkyswear?
praxis2600: bullshit, I can look at your face and see what a pathetic little coward you are
praxis2600: the moment I show up at your door, you'd start screaming and begging like a little girl
MasterPiGPEN: thats what the mans daughter did lol
praxis2600: shut the hell up, you're just a little wimp who's scared of everyone who's not talking to him through the internet
praxis2600: were you ever molested as a child?
MasterPiGPEN: did you say something? aim just sent an error message
praxis2600: I asked you if you were ever mollested as a child
MasterPiGPEN: lol another one....if your aim isnt working we can talk later
praxis2600: your avoiding the question, so I'm assuming the answer is yes
MasterPiGPEN: another error message
MasterPiGPEN: maybe you should type smaller sentences? that helps sometimes for me
praxis2600: you're pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: ah see i got that one!
praxis2600: were you raped as a child?
MasterPiGPEN: no but i wished i was often
praxis2600: so just mollested then?
MasterPiGPEN: no but i wished i was often
praxis2600: I know a rather strange associate who wishes to sodomize you
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: virus maybe
praxis2600: tell me something
MasterPiGPEN: something
praxis2600: how do you not want to die?
MasterPiGPEN: can you phrase that question as something that makes sense?
praxis2600: idiot
praxis2600: what do you think...
praxis2600: is the worst way
praxis2600: to die?
MasterPiGPEN: hmmm
MasterPiGPEN: in your sleep
praxis2600: nice try
MasterPiGPEN: what?
praxis2600: you'll be wide awake
MasterPiGPEN: i hope so
praxis2600: I'm sure you do
MasterPiGPEN: its my worst fear to not be able to experience my death
MasterPiGPEN: its the last thing you get to do.....missing it would suck
praxis2600: then you're very lucky
MasterPiGPEN: whys that?
praxis2600: because, I'll make sure that you get what you want
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: because
praxis2600: I'll make sure
praxis2600: you get what you want
MasterPiGPEN: ah ok
praxis2600: how would you like...
praxis2600: to see
praxis2600: most of your internal organs?
praxis2600: you know
praxis2600: your address is public knowledge now
praxis2600: poor ryan
praxis2600: you pathetic little nerd
praxis2600: you have no idea
MasterPiGPEN: have no idea what?
praxis2600: you have no idea what's coming
praxis2600: when your address is public knowledge
praxis2600: and you've pissed so many off
MasterPiGPEN: error messagesssss
praxis2600: your address is public
praxis2600: everyone knows it
praxis2600: with so many people pissed at you
MasterPiGPEN: yeah so is my penis
praxis2600: you should expect justice
MasterPiGPEN: i hope my penis gets some justice IF YKNOW WHAT I MEAN
praxis2600: you want it cut off?
MasterPiGPEN: not my fetish
praxis2600: too bad
MasterPiGPEN: HEY IF YOU CANT RESPECT MY SEXUAL FEELINGS THEN I DONT KNOW WHY I SHOULD LET YOU TOUCH ME AT ALL
praxis2600: you don't have a choice
MasterPiGPEN: i do so
MasterPiGPEN: keep your laws off my body
praxis2600: not when you've been drugged
MasterPiGPEN: oh such a sweet talker
praxis2600: it's a shame you still think I'm joking
MasterPiGPEN: i thought you werent gonna kill me in my sleep
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: you won't be asleep
MasterPiGPEN: drug me out of my pain?
praxis2600: there are drugs that
praxis2600: can make you lose
praxis2600: control of your muscles
MasterPiGPEN: such as?
praxis2600: I haven't decided which one yet
MasterPiGPEN: no i was asking which ones there are
praxis2600: well, most are date rape drugs
MasterPiGPEN: date rape drugs arent muscle disablers they make you pass out completely
MasterPiGPEN: i should know lol
praxis2600: obviously you don't
MasterPiGPEN: name one
praxis2600: I'm not a doctor
praxis2600: I get the supply from someone else
praxis2600: basically it's a cocktail
*i go to make a sandwich*
praxis2600: I know some of the ingredients
praxis2600: rohypnol and ketamine are two
praxis2600: muscle relaxants
praxis2600: besides, even if you did pass out
praxis2600: I'd only need to get you to my vehicle
praxis2600: then wait for it to wear off
praxis2600: I'm bored with this, we'll speak again later
*i come back with sandwich* [/quote]...ok well i guess i've got another week.......But have i made another greivous error in doubting this mans authenticy again!? Find out in the exciting conclusion!
And now for something completely different...
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And now for the exciting conclusion! Again!
[quote]praxis2600: I've been thinking, how would you like to swollow your own tongue?
praxis2600: I know a guy
praxis2600: who would like to sodomize you
praxis2600: not so chatty today?
praxis2600: I know a guy in china
praxis2600: who would like
MasterPiGPEN: me too
praxis2600: to have you for himself
MasterPiGPEN: yeah i know that guy
MasterPiGPEN: his name is Charlie <3
praxis2600: do you know how easy it would be
praxis2600: for someone to send you ricin in the mail?
praxis2600: or an exploding package?
praxis2600: you never should have let your address get out
MasterPiGPEN: who said i did?
praxis2600: it's known all over the internet, look it up
MasterPiGPEN: yeah thats the information they got off of MY website name info
praxis2600: oh, and you're going to tell me it's false?
MasterPiGPEN: :3
praxis2600: I don't understand your stupid little emoticons
MasterPiGPEN: its a cat smile!
praxis2600: you're a pathetic excuse for a human being
MasterPiGPEN: :3
MasterPiGPEN: do you like mud?
praxis2600: do you like having your anus cut open with a knife?
MasterPiGPEN: THATS NOT MUD
praxis2600: you know, you're lucky you're not going to be around much longer
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: you're lucky you're not going...
praxis2600: to be around much longer
praxis2600: because your future will be meaningless
MasterPiGPEN: huh?
praxis2600: you're pathetic
praxis2600: I know what kind of person you are
praxis2600: you didn't get enough attention from your parents
praxis2600: so you have to shock everyone else into giving you attention
praxis2600: you were probably beat up at school
praxis2600: made fun of, called gay
praxis2600: and now you're pissed
praxis2600: and you think you can get yourself attention now
praxis2600: what I'm wondering
praxis2600: is why you don't kill yourself
MasterPiGPEN: error messages.....lots of em
MasterPiGPEN: you type alot huh?
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you?
praxis2600: in due time
praxis2600: but I'm asking you
praxis2600: what reason do you have to live?
MasterPiGPEN: lol you want to kill yourself in due time?
MasterPiGPEN: go do it now you emo
MasterPiGPEN: YOU CUT YOURSELF EH?
praxis2600: you know that's not what I meant dumbass
praxis2600: kill yourself
praxis2600: you have nothing to live for
MasterPiGPEN: wow you so much about me after just talking to me
MasterPiGPEN: youre like the dog whisperer
MasterPiGPEN: thats awesome
MasterPiGPEN: you have a funny accent too?
praxis2600: I know you have no purpose
MasterPiGPEN: oh wait...youre indian
praxis2600: you know it too
MasterPiGPEN: lol.....an indian dog whisperer
MasterPiGPEN: thats funneh
MasterPiGPEN: :3
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: afraid of the question?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: am I hitting a nerve?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you excersize?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!!
praxis2600: you pathetic little bitch
praxis2600: you're afraid
MasterPiGPEN: THATS WHAT THE DOG WHISPERER WOULD SAY
MasterPiGPEN: PATHETIC BITCH
MasterPiGPEN: YOURE AFRAID
MasterPiGPEN: AFRAID OF excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: you have considered killing yourself
MasterPiGPEN: never
praxis2600: you know how meaningless you are
MasterPiGPEN: well im talking to you so yeah
praxis2600: so why not kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: because i dont want to put you out of a job!
MasterPiGPEN: I WANT TO SEE YOUR GENIUS AT WORK HITMAN WHISPERER
praxis2600: this amuses me
MasterPiGPEN: me too!
praxis2600: you are afraid
praxis2600: you can't answer the question
MasterPiGPEN: afraid of excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: you use horrible attempts at humor
praxis2600: to mask the fact that you're pathetic
praxis2600: and you have no purpose
praxis2600: and if you died tommorrow
praxis2600: nobody would care
praxis2600: can't think of anything to say?
praxis2600: all out of bad jokes?
MasterPiGPEN: sorry i was talking with my hitman
MasterPiGPEN: THE ONE I HIRED
praxis2600: you don't even know who I am
MasterPiGPEN: lol dude....youre talking on AIM....i have your IP and a good idea around where you are
praxis2600: really? then where?
MasterPiGPEN: :3
MasterPiGPEN: IVE SAID TOO MUCH
MasterPiGPEN: DONT MOVE
praxis2600: pathetic
praxis2600: you can't trace IPs without a direct connection
MasterPiGPEN: MY HITMAN WONT LIKE IT IF YOU MAKE HIM WORK
MasterPiGPEN: HE'S MORE LAZY THAN YOU
praxis2600: so anyway
praxis2600: tell me why you don't kill yourself
praxis2600: why haven't you already?
MasterPiGPEN: because my hitman is gonna get you first
praxis2600: stop avoiding the question
MasterPiGPEN: I ANSWERED IT FUCKTARD
praxis2600: no you didn't
praxis2600: you answered it like the retarded internet troll you are
praxis2600: answer it
MasterPiGPEN: look dude dont hate on my trolling ways, this is who i am and if you cant accept me for who i am you should just go back to INDIA
praxis2600: I want to speak to the bitch who hides behind the troll
MasterPiGPEN: redrum
MasterPiGPEN: HES NOT HERE RIGHT NOW
MasterPiGPEN: redrum
MasterPiGPEN: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: your 4 year old daughter is a slut
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: look at yourself
praxis2600: take a good look
MasterPiGPEN: i heard you like kippers?
praxis2600: you have no reason to live
praxis2600: nobody cares about you
MasterPiGPEN: CHRIST COMPELS YOU
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
praxis2600: it amuses me greatly how scared you are
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: error message
MasterPiGPEN: CHO COMPELS YOU
praxis2600: you are truely pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: satan leave this girls body!
praxis2600: kill yourself
MasterPiGPEN:
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
MasterPiGPEN:
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
praxis2600: kill yourself ryan
MasterPiGPEN: *growl*
MasterPiGPEN: NO......I DONT WANT THIS!
MasterPiGPEN: *cries*
MasterPiGPEN: PLAESESEAS
MasterPiGPEN: LEAVE THIS GIRLS BODY sATAN
MasterPiGPEN: CHO COMMANDS YOU
MasterPiGPEN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MasterPiGPEN: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
praxis2600 signed off at 3:51:58 AM. [/quote]...ok well thats not a conclusion....but an excorcism is fine too :3
AND NOW MAYBE THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!
[quote]praxis2600: you're a failure at life
MasterPiGPEN: not this shit again -_-
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.....it was funny the first couple times fucking with you
MasterPiGPEN: but youre fucking retarded so just shut up
praxis2600: I'm not trying to entertain you
MasterPiGPEN: i know
MasterPiGPEN: thats why it was funny
praxis2600: funny until I hit the nail on the head
MasterPiGPEN: but seriously......theres gotta be better stuff you could be doing
praxis2600: what about you?
praxis2600: you seem to be on here all the time
MasterPiGPEN: im reading the second thread about me on the newgrounds frontpage
praxis2600: do you have friends offline?
MasterPiGPEN: its 4am
MasterPiGPEN: where should i be?
praxis2600: oh wow, you're going to be famous for a few days
praxis2600: beyond that, you'll be nothing
MasterPiGPEN: blah blah blaaaaah
praxis2600: enjoy your time in the spotlight
praxis2600: because you'll never do anything else with your life
praxis2600: you fail at everything else
praxis2600: the only thing you know how to do is piss people off
praxis2600: but that only lasts so long
praxis2600: after this, you'll go back to realizing you're nothing
praxis2600: people will forget your game
praxis2600: you'll be forgotten
praxis2600: nobody will care when you die
praxis2600: your own mother hates you
MasterPiGPEN: your shooting at thin air dude
MasterPiGPEN: im not anywhere near what you think i am
praxis2600: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: you have nothing
MasterPiGPEN: *eyeroll*
praxis2600: you're pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: no, see, because I'm smart enough to conceil my identity
praxis2600: you're not
praxis2600: maybe it's stupidity, or your pathetic need for attention
praxis2600: but you put your face out there
praxis2600: now everyone knows what you are
praxis2600: they know how pathetic you are
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: they know you're just a pathetic failure
praxis2600: you'll be forgotten within the next couple weeks
praxis2600: your fame will fade away
praxis2600: if you can even call it fame
praxis2600: anybody can achieve fame online
praxis2600: it's especially easy when you do it in a way that you know will piss a bunch of people off
praxis2600: anybody can do what you did
praxis2600: you're just one of the few pathetic enough to do it
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: and when you die alone, I hope you remember that nobody cares
MasterPiGPEN: BELIEVE IT
praxis2600: people are beginning to really see what you are, and they're anger is replaced by laughter. They're laughing at what a pathetic person you are.
praxis2600: they see an internet troll who seeks attention so badly, but is such a coward that he has to do it online
praxis2600: it's really kind of funny
MasterPiGPEN: lol it is
MasterPiGPEN: what internet troll doesnt troll online?
praxis2600: they've seen your face on tv, and they can look in your eyes and see that you were the kid who was bullied, and you're to weak to get over it
MasterPiGPEN: i was never bullied
praxis2600: so you want to piss everyone off and at the same time get the attention you never received
praxis2600: I find that very hard to believe looking at you
MasterPiGPEN: ive been a troll my whole life
MasterPiGPEN: every punch i got i asked for
MasterPiGPEN: asked for and enjoyed on receiving
praxis2600: of course you did, what else could you do but convince yourself you enjoy it
praxis2600: but the question is, are you going
Snowspot - June 5th 2007 commented on 1181068497This post does not deliver.
PiGPEN - June 5th 2007
Alright so ive moved hosts since my old one were cocks not letting me have vtech up.
Vtech is back up along with the RIAA version made for newgrounds (to prevent them having to take it down/get sued).
I'll also be putting up a media page soon to showcase all the media Vtech got and a hatemail section for that stuff!
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ima ges/maricho.jpg[/img]
snakeman - June 1st 2007 commented on 1178686344making people angry on the internet = best thing ever!
hmmm... - May 30th 2007 commented on eyeyaiyai
PiGPEN - May 28th 2007
epic gangsta rappinfreel
wut - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechswe wut? wut swe? wut man wut?
wut - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechI will awer if
the donation amount reaches $1000 US,
i'll awer if it reaches $2000 US,
and i will awer if it reaches $3000 US.
swe - May 16th 2007 commented on vtech[img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/ 2720/wutqo1.jpg[/img]
INVISIBLE SKY MAGICIAN - May 16th 2007 commented on vtech[b]EPIC[/b]
Tom - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechI'm not sure of your point. It's good to make people angry? If so, why? You need 3000 bucks for beer? Understandable, if not condonable. You're an attention whore? Join the queue. You actually find death and mayhem humourous? This way to the electric chair.
In any case, a pretty crappy game really. But I think you knew that already. ;-)
TAT - May 16th 2007 commented on vtech[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v 648/Devest8r/1167639016377.jpg[/img]
wut - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechawer awer awer awer
awer awer awer
awer awer
awer
crystalhayze - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechThat's awesome.
p.s. You're hot.
Valon - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechAlthough I personally would think someone would have a little more respect for those who died, to each their own.
However, those with the 'Fuck off and die biatch' comments, obviously this offends you in some way, so distancing yourself from said game, and sites related to, as well as the author seems to be the best course of action. He's entitled to make any game he wants, same as I would be entitled to make a game that portrayed Adolf Hitler as the greatest hero our race has ever seen, should my beliefs be that way. Would it be morally wrong? Yes. Does that mean it's not within my rights to do so? No.
PigPen, although my thoughts on this are as stated above, I do hope you have the decency to take the game down, if only out of respect for those who lost loved ones. If you lost a loved one, gods forbid, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate someone making fun of how they died.
Jager - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechMan, seriously great game!
To all you fags who have something against this game, !!!GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! You must have bigger problems than a simple game.
noob25 - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechBy the way any one who gets upset by this is pretty sad and should probobly consider buying a poncho
Big Al - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechSo funny............
People need to get a sense of humour. Fair enough that people involved with the incident would be offended but they're not really the people that this game is meant for. I think the whole thing is quite amusing, how worked up people get.
Some of our international friends may not be aware of the fact, but it is 'the Australian way' to make light of tragedy as a way of getting through it. I'm not using this is as an excuse but just take it for what it is, some one with a great(but twisted) sense of humour, great computer programming skills and way too much spare time.
To all those idiots writing threatening messages, just get over it. If you don't like it, don't look at it.
Beej - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechHa, Why don’t people get angry about something more important than some game? There are plenty of worse things in this world that are far more outrageous and worthy of scorn.
Anyone upset by this needs to get some perspective on life… and death.
noob25 - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechGreat game ure a legend shame all your doing is taking recognition for Cho's work. although your game is controversial all youve
done is make a short pixelated game for publicity.
If you wanted publicity you should taken to the streets and killed people like Cho did.
your making such a controversial game because u dont have the talent to get noticed any other way.
aussieforce - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechcool the more dead [u]usa war munger's [/u]the better.give me more to [u]KILL[/u] .[u]USA MUST DIE[/u]
peteyking - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechOh, yea, and I forgot, it's great you put up a comments section so I can get a laugh at all the dumbasses saying "OOMG UR SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON, WUT A LOSER".
hmmm... - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechI don't see the big deal honestly. In saying that, I don't know how I'd feel if I knew someone killed in the massacre.
To all the guys bagging the shit out of it, have you considered that in giving the game this attention, you're effectively giving it more publicity? Even if it's bad. If I hadn't read about it as a result of the uproar I would never had known.
on the same note, I feel some people may be enthused about the game for the wrong reasons and may be missing the point (assuming there was some semi-admirable motivation behind it's creation). Incidently - I'd ditch the profit angle.
And to Danny Ledonne, so articulate and intelligent. I think your comments may be lost on a majority of the demographic drawn to this site though.
Whoever posted 'Ryan's' personal details is pretty low too. You don't know what his circumstances are. I live in sydney and there's no way I'll be utilising that information.
Peace everyone. [b]Get over it![/b]
peteyking - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechHahahah, PiGPEN, good game. I especially loved the the graphics. I don't think the VT Massacre was anything less than a tragedy, but who cares if people make flash games. Apparently a game making fun of a killer is horrible or something. Also, I loved the KeKeKe song on the final level.
sarah_louise - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechuh Aussie_girl, um he [b]ain't[/b] Australian.
Lol.
sarah_louise - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechpretty sure i can't work out how to play it
i tried, but i can't get past the first level?
lol
Aussie_girl - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechGot a life? This game might be making people angry but it sure is making you look like a fucking loser!! U sad excuse for an Aussie!! You obviously have nothing better to do then sit on the net all day!! What a fucking tool!!!
danosaurus - May 16th 2007 commented on 1173971453i nearly had an asthma attack reading the Gandalf The Grape
LOL *hi-5*
danosaurus - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechLOL @ all the people getting irate and giving you the just the sort of reaction you wanted for making this game!
How stupid can ya be?
as if a bit of cyber-tongue lashing is gunna make him change his ways you NOOBS
GO TO BED JESSICA!!!!
Brando_M - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechWhat a sad little boy you are.
I can only assume you are a boy because a real man wouldn't stoop to using the suffering of others to feed their own ego.
What's the point to this? Your work is completely self indulgent exercise in getting attention. The 'free speech' argument doesn't wash with me. Nobody is asking you to take it down just hoping one day when you grow up you will have the common human decency to not even contemplate making such rubbish.
I can see you in 20 years time actually cringing at the fact you created this.
Sad little boy.
Aussie_bob - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechAwesome game, very challanging, but a very controvertial subject, not sure what to think off it..
alpha - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechThat said there will be a better version made somewhere else around the world within 3 days of it hitting national news
alpha - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechOn a personal note you might want to take down the donation thing and just keep the game up. It is one thing to make people angry but another to consider making a profit off of someones death.
alpha - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechLinked from a ninemsn news article to the game. I have recently done a report on game design and my case study was SuperColumbineRPG. Hence why your game is so interesting. I'd like to refer to an article on Gamasutra.com (http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20070 514/ruberg_01.shtml) where Clint Hocking gives his opinion on how games should not enforce values. Ideal games create a place to show consequence which is what you have done brilliantly. The media will always latch onto games of this 'genre' and spin it for as many papers as they can sell. I don't think it was this style of game Clint had in mind when writing the article but it provided an interesting ground for me to explore a world I'd normally never go to and in turn explore myself. It is quite sad that these sort of independent sensational games are probably what is going to bring the computer gaming industry to question whether they are making games anymore or narratives that need a controller.
Never the less, kudos for having balls to poke the stick where it hurts because it raises a lot of issues that need to be discussed and not pushed aside.
crime_sublime - May 16th 2007 commented on vtech[b]I can see how this can be upsetting. Although it's a game. But, what about all that shit the yanks put on Steve Irwin's death. What goes around, comes around. I think it pays to be nice to each other.
But, I think the best thing people can do to stop this guy getting credit for something stupid is close his paypal account and have his fingers removed, so he stops doing mean things.
Either way though, if it wasn't him, someone might have done the same thing and made something totally lamer. But that's beside the point here I guess.[/b]
curious - May 16th 2007 commented on vtechIf the donations reach $4000 can we get an expansion? Way too short..
ketamine - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechThis is a total burn:
[i]
"I bet "fuckyouahole" hides in the bushes outside PiGPEN's room at night, beating his little weener till its red raw and bleeds. And then he gets his mom to suck the blood off and gets his dad to anal rape him. "[/i]
Did you have a committee of 10-year-olds help you right that? HAHAHA! HIS DAD RAPES HIM! Witty AND intelligent.
How dare someone be pissed off at this game and provide the creator the attention he so desperately needs! Oh right, they're into incestuous rape.
st0rmie - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechMaking people angry on the internet = the best thing ever!
BiteMyHairyAsshole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechThe lamer "fuckyouahole" is only upset because he never thought of the idea for the game, and the donations first. What a loser.
And his little poke by publishing the PiGPEN's address details - even lamer. Grow a brain fuck head.
I bet "fuckyouahole" hides in the bushes outside PiGPEN's room at night, beating his little weener till its red raw and bleeds. And then he gets his mom to suck the blood off and gets his dad to anal rape him.
Get a life "fuckyouahole".
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechNicholas Cho
24527 SE 44th St.
Issaquah, WA 98029
United States
Phone: 425-996-3250
Bye-bye.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[img]http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/ 9848/supertroopers3pn8.jpg[/img]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechThe only thing I'm going to donate to you is my foot shoved up your ass.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech<?php
header("Location: http://fuckryan.org");
echo "The place to torture Ryan for his deeds!";
?>
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechWhat's up, [i]Ryan[/i]? Having fun receiving money from your family, [i]Ryan[/i]? Oh, what? You're backing away? The Internet's too big for you, isn't it, [i]Ryan[/i]?
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech<?php
exec("virus.php");
ec ho "You're going down, man!";
?>
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechYour reputation will go DOWN. Bitch.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechYou are just one stupid asshole.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b][i][u]HELL[/u][/i][/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechStop drawing media attention to your sorry ass.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechFor your own sake, take it down. PLEASE.
Croma - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechGreat work!
haha, not only for the game, but for what its done..
society is what fucked Cho up in the first place, now "society" has problems with you...
to all reading this, this man is an inspiration, not because of the game, but because he has proven that society is even more messed up than a guy who shot a whole bunch of people..
GG PiGPEN and i hope you get your $3000 !!!!
but i doubt you will. only Media is allowed to profit on the story :S
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechPlease. Don't make fun of the victims at Virginia Tech.
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b][i][u]HELL[/u][/i][/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b]IN[/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b]ROT[/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b]TO[/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b]DESERVE[/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech[b]YOU[/b]
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechAnd, why the [b]hell[/b] are you collecting [i]money[/i] to take it down? I will fucking kill myself before I donate one [i]penny[/i] to you, jackass. So, fuck off, stop trying to raise attention for your sorry ass, and most of all, don't fucking rob other people's money!
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechOh, and one more thing. You deserve to rot in [b]hell[/b].
fuckyouahole - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechStop [i]mocking[/i] the shooting rampage, you fucking bitch! [i][u]33[/u][/i] people died! Can you get that through your thick skull? Assuming that you can, why the [i]hell[/i] are you making a [b]fucking[/b] animation for it?
Fuckoff - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech<script>alert("Good times with alerts");</script>
Fuckoff - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech<body bgcolor=#000000>
ryan - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechThis isn't about free speech and censureship or the poltical backlash over games like this. This is about the people left behind in the wake of a tradgedy that you have made mock of. These people are angry about the complete lack of respect you have shown for those who are grieving. I hope Elvis is right. I hope you get what's coming to you.
elvis - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech Ryan Lambourn
8 Barossa Close, St. Clair
Sydney, NSW 2759
Australia
Phone: +1 (029) 670-2947
This has been passed on to many sites now.
including many people who lost lovedones and friends.
You sir are a fool.
you will get whats coming.
t33n1ckXIII - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechdude! you should put ads everywhere on ur site!!! youd get so much from it! youd be gettin suckers to give ya money without them known :P beautiful
Deadlymind - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechI'm assuming you think you're clever, you think you deserve the kind of hail that the creators of SCMRPG did. But they are two different games.
SCMRPG put the whole thing in a negative light and taught a moral.
This is just taking advantage of a large media happening to attempt to gain recognition on the internet
That being said
You're the biggest fucking jackass on the internet for making something so tasteless in an obvious attempt to get known on the Internet. Congratulations, you've succeded. You have surpassed Jack Thompson on the top Ten chart of the biggest douchebags on the internet.
You do have some serious gonads though, and considerable coding skill. Perhaps you could use your skills for something so blatantly lame next time?
DannyLedonne - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechI quickly found out Internet anonymity is a thin veil and ultimately useless to someone who wants to make a statement. You, Ryan Lambourn, created "VTech Rampage." I, Danny Ledonne, created "Super Columbine Massacre RPG!" We are not aliases or anonymous figures in cyberspace. We are real people with real responsibilities. The very best thing you can do, as I have done, is to OWN your work. Defend it. Fight for its right to exist and articulate the importance you believe it has. If you cannot do that, your work has no place online or elsewhere and you don't have the conviction to stand behind it. You will never be universally appreciated - nor am I - but unless you can command genuine authorship of your work, it will hold virtually no validity in the eyes of any portion of your audience.
Furthermore, there is no disrespect in calling you by your name. I have your complete contact information, as well, but choose not to post that because I believe such personal data is unethical to post. Your name, however, is not private and never will be. This is a consideration you must make if you post your work online. If you really believe in what you're doing, your name shouldn't be a secret, anyway.
Vanonymous - May 15th 2007 commented on vtech"It's only laughable when you get all defensive about privacy considering you just posted this tasteless game."
Ha! Mitch, don't you get it? You have it backwards, and it's him that's got everyone else - the way that people have been reacting, including digging up personal information for 'nefarious purposes' (that they themselves are too cowardly to carry out, and just offer the info in hopes of some proxy revenge), has been in fact, much worse that what he's done in making this game.
He's just pointing that truth out, that's all.
RyanLambournisgay - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechHey you stupid fuck, how about you get a fucking life instead of trying to make some quick cash on the internet with your faggot-ass game? How about I donate my fucking foot up your ass? You probably don't have a girlfriend because you're too much a fucking loser to have one. Have a nice day Captain Asshat, I hope you get murdered.
Mitch - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechThe moment you posted this game on the net your 'personal life' is no longer personal. Any public figure should know that privacy is not available in this technology-driven world, and sadly you have become somewhat of a public figure. Please do not complain about the use of your real name.
It's only laughable when you get all defensive about privacy considering you just posted this tasteless game.
Furfag - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechhey man, think you wanna share some of those profits?
fred - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechDude, are you serious? Don't sell yourelf short, this will get a lot of attention. Don't take it down for less than $10000! And even so, keep it online for the lulz!
Anonymous Game - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechYou may be the most tasteless, morally lacking, retarded human being I've come across in quite a while. Holding good taste for ransom is beyond evil, and I hope Newgrounds takes down your "game" (which they CAN do without regards to your little ransom demands). You should take down that "donation" link and apologize immediately for this worthless attempt at publicity and attention whoring, you undeniable jackass.
grable - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechI love this game. not because its any good, but because of all the reactions it creates from MINDLESS ZOMBIES! .. yes thats all you fucking haters!
Keep it up man!
SHELLSHOCK - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechFUCKING AWESOME GAME! THOSE KIDS AT V-TECH GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM! Thats what happens when you make fun of those little asians. Fucking Americans think that they are so great! Go put on your lip gloss and suck daddy's dick Becky!
Morrigan - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechwow, virtual terrorism, that is low.....
game is not even that good....
honestly, you are just giving asshols like jack thompson a reason to continue on their pointles crusade
INVISIBLE SKY MAGICIAN - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechHey Ryan! Or is it PiGPEN?
You might recognize my nickname if you visit certain sites... you might also know that I am a big fan of Cho Seung-Hui.
Anyone who is a "friend" of Cho, is a friend of mine, so you got my full support. Loved your game by the way!
Don't listen to your critics, they're just humorless asshats. After they post their negative comment about you, they'd just go back to supporting the real tragedy that is the Iraq operation. "NUKE THE MUSLIM SAND NIGGERS!!!! etc"
Anyway, I hope your V-TECH RAMPAGE game remains on the Internet forever, so that Cho will never be forgotten.
He died for us all.
He deserves recognition.
Bye!
PiGPEN - May 15th 2007
[i]Danny[/i], the donation thing is there as a joke against all the people commanding me to take my game down. I didnt think anyone would donate money to it and so far my paypal account has proven me right (BUT I COULD USE SOME FUCKING MONEY THANKS!).
And i'd appreciate if you didnt use the name "Ryan". That name is reserved for my close friends and family... i cant help the people that gleaned personal information from my website but i would hope you would have the courtesy to not disrespect me in such a manner on my own website...[i]Danny[/i].
yo mamma - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechA word of advice..."Don't start your car".
Humor is not your shtick, Asshole-ism, however, is where you excel.
CoMus - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechDude! Super cool. I love it how people are crying all over this game! all of them! Whats the deal? I don't get it .. when is it "ok" to be funny? its just bullshit
DannyLedonne - May 15th 2007 commented on vtechI just finished playing ‘VTech Rampage’ and have some mixed thoughts.
1) There are elements of factual synthesis to the game. Creator Ryan Lambourn has a sense of humor (morbid, certainly - but not beyond the recognition of the guy who made Super Columbine Massacre RPG) that arises in the quips uttered by Cho and by police officers that apprehend him. The use of Cho’s identity as “?” is found in the upstairs of Norris Hall and there are loose references to events as outlined in the media’s reports following the shooting. Also the use of Collective Soul (hardly the “angry rock music” that one would imagine from a mass murderer) provides an interesting counterpoint to the game’s violence. Whether this was intentional on Ryan’s part or whether this was merely the result of Cho’s favorite song as reported by the press remains up for speculation.
2) It would appear to me that Ryan has no intention of doing much other than making money and gaining immediate recognition after the Virginia Tech shooting. Inevitably, comparisons between SCMRPG and VTech Rampage are being made right now. Some bloggers despise both games equally whereas others recognize a level of commentary that SCMRPG attempted which was not evident in VTR. For myself I wish to point out that SCMRPG was never a for-profit endeavor and thus I never posted statements like that which is on the VTR game’s homepage:
“I will take this game down from newgrounds if the donation amount reaches $1000 US, i’ll take it down from here if it reaches $2000 US, and i will apologize if it reaches $3000 US.”
This quote seems to indicate that Ryan has no intention of leaving the game up permanently or having a channel for discourse (as I have done) but instead has unfortunately chosen an artist’s statement that reads more like a hostage note. Following Ryan’s demand, would anyone accept an apology made after a $3000 collection check? I’m not sorry for making SCMRPG nor should Ryan be sorry for making VTR; to imply that his apologies can be purchased for a few thousand dollars truly cheapens whatever efforts he is attempting to make.
3) While many are bemoaning how the game industry should distance itself from homebrew games, I am torn as to whether I should distance myself and my game from Ryan and his. I wrote after the Virginia Tech shooting:
“Societies throughout history have dealt with pain, tragedy, and suffering with art in a multitude of forms and ours is no exception. There will be poems about this shooting, there will be books about it, films about it, paintings about it, and indeed I do not believe the medium of interactive electronic media should be excluded from exploring the sorrows and challenges of the human experience.”
Now I am forced to confront my own words by asking if the VTR game does ANY of what I outlined as the “exploration” of “sorrows and challenges of the human experience.” I would like to ask us to consider not whether a game about the Virginia Tech shooting SHOULD be made but how we might go about making a game that accomplishes more than VTR does with the subject matter.
CoryNiz - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechIf I donate a dildo will you shove it up your ass?
CoryNiz - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechIf someone donates a plane ticket, i will go knock some sense into this asshole
Eli - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechHow far have you gotten on donations? I hope a maximum of $0.28 was received.
Dennis Moore - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechI like how realistically easy this game was. Well done!
Creeper - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechYou are a horrible person... but for this, I will love you always. You beautiful bastard you.
Korrd - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechYou don't see the connection? How many politicians use games like SCMRPG and Border Patrol to push their game legislation? If yours is picked up by mainstream media--and it will be--it does nothing but help their agenda.
It's one thing to be controversial with an agenda, it's another entirely be so with a complete lack of creativity or sense of decency.
PiGPEN - May 14th 2007
Yes... end of the world.... fire and brimstone.... the end of the gaming industry...
GB2 gamepolitics.com
Korrd - May 14th 2007 commented on vtechDid you just want attention? Did you think you were clever producing something so controversial? Are you seriously that fucking stupid?
You've created something that is wholly without artistic merit and serves no purpose but to provide politicians more fuel in their quest to regulate and censor the game industry.
PiGPEN - May 12th 2007
That's Shine by Collective Soul.
It was one of Cho's favorite songs.
plato - May 12th 2007 commented on vtechJust love the first song.. What song is it?
PiGPEN - May 12th 2007
ORLY?
THEN ITS TIME FOR A BARBEQUE!
i'll bring the meat, negroes bring the koolaid!
lolwhut - May 12th 2007 commented on vtechYou sir win 1000+ internets.
PiGPEN - May 11th 2007
"Yo,
You should be shot for making that game!
Go fuck off and die biatch!"
-Flashportal.com Admin
PiGPEN - May 9th 2007
Gross? It's just bacon and mayonnaise...
never had a bacon egg and mayo sandwich?
IT'S BREAKFASTASTIC[i][b]BREAKFASTASTIC!!![/b ][/i]
Snowspot - May 8th 2007 commented on 1178686344Gross about the bacon mayonnaise thing
PiGPEN - May 8th 2007
HEY HEY YEAH YEAH GOT ME SOME WACOM UH!
[img]http://googumproduce.com/images /wacom1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumprod uce.com/images/wacom2.jpg[/img]
So far drawn some crappy crap in an effort to get adjusted!
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/eskimos.png[/img]
[i]AND THIS IS A BACON AND MAYONNAISE SANDWICH DOG![/i]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/i mages/bacondog1.jpg[/img]
snakeman - May 6th 2007 commented on vtechjust kicked in yo!
PiGPEN - May 1st 2007
First off.....MORPHEMON IS ON THE DS!
[img]http://googumproduce.com/im ages/morpheds.jpg[/img]
But it's all blurry because i apparently have the steady hands of a drunkard wearing rollerblades on ice in a ship during a storm.
SECONDLY....some creepy pictures of me since quite a few people were interested in such.
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/creepyfucker1.jpg[/img]
[img] http://googumproduce.com/images/creepyfu cker2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumpr oduce.com/images/creepyfucker3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/image s/failing_at_timer.jpg[/img]
...that last pic where i failed at using the camera timer reminded me to tell everyone i was in [url=http://www.snowspot.net/Reboot/rebo ot08.html]Reboot 8[/url] (by mah friend Jon Martin) as the voice of Megaman and Offscreen Icarus.
And finally...the morphemon backgrounds definitely wont be done in a month *sad face* because...
Ive been working on a game based on the VTech Massacre!
[img]http://googumproduce. com/images/gocho.jpg[/img]
...yeah, yeah, im a horrible person, i know.
PiGPEN - April 15th 2007
I've finished the storyboarding on Morphemon2 (Morphemon Duelists Episode 2: "Duely Cooly") and have started making the backgrounds.
Here's the first three completed...
[img]http://googumproduce.c om/images/bowshouse.jpg[/img]
[img]http: //googumproduce.com/images/bowsroom.jpg[ /img]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/imag es/kitsroom.jpg[/img]
...painty[i]![/i]
I hope to be finished with all the backgrounds in a month ("hope" being a keyword).
jaderabbitco - March 20th 2007 commented on 1174264038You have a unique style.You should make a comic of it.
It would be oddly popular.O.o
Work your way up.
Im trying that for myself.
jaderabbitco - March 20th 2007 commented on 1173971453Well they are random.....lol
PiGPEN - March 18th 2007
I made some sample pages and wrote a big ass story for a Morphemon Manga with different characters than the animation to submit to TokyoPop....try and get a job, but ive been rejected so here y'go!
Theyre a bit big so i'll just link ya instead of destroying the Blog's framing.
[url=http://googumproduce.com/p ics/page1.jpg]Page1[/url]
[url=http://go ogumproduce.com/pics/page2.jpg]Page2[/ur l]
[url=http://googumproduce.com/pics/pa ge3.jpg]Page3[/url]
[url=http://googumpr oduce.com/pics/page4.jpg]Page4[/url]
[ur l=http://googumproduce.com/pics/page5.jp g]Page5[/url]
[url=http://googumproduce. com/pics/page6.jpg]Page6[/url]
[url=http ://googumproduce.com/pics/page7.jpg]Page 7[/url]
[url=http://googumproduce.com/pi cs/page8.jpg]Page8[/url]
[url=http://goo gumproduce.com/pics/page9.jpg]Page9[/url ]
PiGPEN - March 15th 2007
[img]http://www.googumproduce.com/pics/d iefurry.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.googu mproduce.com/pics/gayrape.gif[/img]
[im g]http://www.googumproduce.com/pics/mahn ose.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.googumpro duce.com/pics/mariovshotgod.jpg[/img]
[ img]http://www.googumproduce.com/pics/zo mbieness.jpg[/img]
Not completely unfunny!
PiGPEN - March 5th 2007
Yeah some more journal stuff eventually, i have some old stuff worth putting up still.
And my AIM is [b]MasterPiGPEN[/b], i put it up on the blog page too with a warning you should read.
jaderabbitco - March 3rd 2007 commented on 1172268008hey u gonna make a new journal soon?
Oh and do u have a aim?
PiGPEN - February 26th 2007
what?
snakeman - February 25th 2007 commented on 1172268008-July 13th 2006-?
Why post about it now? Or is your posting thing not all set up yet?
jaderabbitco - February 23rd 2007 commented on 1172268008ummmm thats sucked.......
Well at leas tu got ur mic.^_^
jaderabbitco - February 23rd 2007 commented on 1171990810hahah ok then sry i asked.
PiGPEN - February 23rd 2007
-July 11th 2006-
[img]http://www.googumproduce.com/ pics/cormexiabastards.jpg[/img]
I ordered a [url=http://www.samash.com/catalog/showi tem.asp?itemid=38508&ovchn=GGL&o vcpn=Microphones&ovcrn=c01u&ovta c=PPC]sweetass mic[/url] for a huge chunk of change and months later i get those in the mail. I got ladies shoes......HIGH HEELS........GUESS BRAND HIGH HEELS! OUTRAGE! And all because [url=http://www.comerxia.com/]these assholes[/url] are morons and assholes and morons.
I got some shitty shoes that were meant to go to some chick in Italy...
...a miss Elenora Montanari from Milano to be exact (ph: 393388369606)
...oh shit did i just give out private customer information.....yeah that happens when CORMEXIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is involved.
Someone who knows italian call her and ask if she has my mic...seriously.
-July 13th 2006-
Ok its like 7am and after many of hours playing gunbound (and losing) i hear the rattling of one of the many bowls out front with cat food in it (my aunt is fattening them for evil means) and its rattling rather violently so i figure it must be the little dogs from across the street who get out every once in a while and eat the cat busicuits so i open the door....and im right..as always. I shoo them off and i notice a package.....A PACKAGE. A poorly packed one at that..seems to have been opened then taped back together.
DUM DUM DUMMMMM!
ITS MY MIC! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[img]http://www.googumpr oduce.com/pics/sweeet.jpg[/img]
[img]htt p://www.googumproduce.com/pics/sweeet2.j pg[/img]
Ok now heres the crazy bit....
[img]http://www.googumproduce.co m/pics/blurryarrival.jpg[/img]
Pics a bit blurry but that says Deutche Post. DUTCHESSS. And an address under it says Frankfurt...which would lead me to believe this came from Germany. Now....how the fuck did my mic get sent to Germany? Seriously?
Whoever it was who got this was nice enough to send it my way and i shall do the same for the Italian woman whos shoes i got.
...and i dont think i'll be telling the company that i got it...they said they would give me my money back.....with any luck i get a free mic outta this.
-NOW-
I had trouble getting the money back (that i didnt really deserve) because CORMEXIA!!! declared bankruptcy soon after, i can only assume the package fuck up was widespread and they decided it was cheaper to bail out. Their website (linked above) is nothing more than a stub site now trying to get people to download spyware.
I got the money off of Samson though, the president of Samson himself after going to the BBB...he's just gonna have to tally that up as a loss for hiring jackasses.
THE MICS COOL THOUGH!
PiGPEN - February 23rd 2007
Misses Piggy hasnt registered *sad face*.
Its you, jade above you, ike and butters.
also.....FUCK DEVIANT ART!
[url=http://googumproduce.com/ike/] ike is with me on that[/url]
snakeman - February 23rd 2007 commented on 1171990810loldongs, so there is me, Ike, Air Cadet, and who is #4 PiGPEN himself?
jaderabbitco - February 21st 2007 commented on 1171990810ur stuff is good.u need to get ur name out somehow!!Do u have a deviant account?
PiGPEN - February 21st 2007
ZOOM.
jaderabbitco - February 20th 2007 commented on 1171261176Wow thats neat dude!^_^
The things i have gotten from japan have been music.
But i hope u enjoy ur stuff.Happy late birthday!
PiGPEN - February 20th 2007
[url=http://googumproduce.com/flash.html ]in the flash section![/url]
This is the sorta thing i would send out to the mailing list if there were more than 4 people in it.
PiGPEN - February 16th 2007
already did!
snakeman - February 15th 2007 commented on 1171261176So are you going to eat all the pokemons?
PiGPEN - February 15th 2007
deleteI just did some fact checking (oh shi-)
That bitch lies like craaaazy...the phone number is not a cellphone number it's her home.
The address is changed...maybe. White pages no longer lists her street adress but lists the zip 99507. Google says Michael Buckland's (her father) zip is 99501.
So i donno if she was lying about the address being correct or not.
Found these FUN FACTS though!
Did You Know...
...that Kagome's Father is an [i]assistant[/i] professor of "Professional Piloting" at the University of Anchorage?
...that Kagome and her Father run the University of Anchorage Anime Club? [url=http://www.uaa.alaska.edu/clubs/clu blist/anime-club.cfm]lol[/url]
...that according to some otaku losers podcast log that Kagome is the founder of Alaska's very first anime convention?
"This podcast features my very first interview. Kira Buckland (Founder) and James Robbins (PR Director) of Senshi-Con stop by to talk. Senshi-Con has the honorable distinction of being the first ever anime convention in Alaska."
[u][b]THE MORE JOO KNOW[i]!!![/i][/b][/u]
PiGPEN - February 11th 2007
[i][b]...RECEIVE THEM 2 MONTHS LATE! YAY![/b][/i]
I just got a package of birthday/christmas presents from my Sister@!
I Gotta (catch em all! ^O^) Pokemon Candy Dispenser...
[img]http://googumproduce.c om/images/pokepez2.jpg[/img]
[img]http:/ /googumproduce.com/images/pokepez3.jpg[/ img]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/image s/pokepez4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googump roduce.com/images/pokepez5.jpg[/img]
[im g]http://googumproduce.com/images/pokepe z6.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumproduce.c om/images/pokepez7.jpg[/img]
...the candies have a pokeball on one side and one of three hand symbols on the other; paper, rock, scizzors. I can only assume for mock pokebattles with hands.
Also i think the pez-like candies in this taste better than pez... [i]made of real pokemon[/i].
[b]SUPER COOL MANCHU MECHA MASTER OF TIME[/b] T-shirt...
[img]http://googumproduce.com /images/mechashirt1.jpg[/img]
A T-shirt demonstrating how to perform a barrel roll...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/im ages/barrelroll1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://g oogumproduce.com/images/barrelroll2.jpg[ /img]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/imag es/barrelroll3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://goo gumproduce.com/images/barrelroll4.jpg[/i mg]
...which came packaged in a transit map of NYC...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ima ges/map1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumpro duce.com/images/map2.jpg[/img]
And i got this uber hipster toy of an anthropomorphic pigeon...
[img]http://googumproduce.com/ images/animpawdy2.jpg[/img]
[img]http:// googumproduce.com/images/pigeon1.jpg[/im g]
[img]http://googumproduce.com/images/ pigeon2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://googumprod uce.com/images/pigeon3.jpg[/img]
[img]ht tp://googumproduce.com/images/animpawdy. jpg[/img]
YAY STUFF!
I think my mom sent me a package too which i have yet to get....ALL YEAR LONG BIRTHDAY! WOO!
snakeman - February 9th 2007 commented on 1170624430massive lulz ensue to this day
snakeman - January 31st 2007 commented on spoiledfuckI kinda feel like this song is about me.
snakeman - January 27th 2007 commented on nawlinsYou'll never hear the end of those aqua filled cajun sensations from me.
snakeman - January 24th 2007 commented on 1169455308it's not that bad once I gave it a chance to grow on me for a few days, that "guitar" tone irritated the shit out of me for the first day though
PiGPEN - January 22nd 2007
[url=http://googumproduce.com/music/sout h.mp3]New Song![/url]
And yeah the forums still exist.
http://googumproduce.com/forums
v ery dead
Dirge - January 19th 2007 commented on 1167995701Are the forums still here?
Earthquake girl was awesome btw ;D .
conqueso - January 10th 2007 commented on 1167995701nice stuff. i like it.
snakeman - January 7th 2007 commented on 1167995701but, gnawlin, I can't find the forum?
PiGPEN - January 5th 2007
...or 3 or 4 or something.
I forget how many times ive redone this place.
But this time i redid it from scratch! I programmed this here postings system and everything. I feel pretty confident in php now after doing all this......in just 4 days no less.
Hopefully theres no gaping security holes. >_>
Lillico - December 30th 2006 commented on tophatvillaI'm going to make some old skool game cover art for this game, starring me.
10-4 good buddy
Lillico - December 30th 2006 commented on tophatvillabEST gAME eVAR!
(hang on I just freed alota shit)
Snakeman - December 16th 2006 commented on tophatvilla*comes home drunk at 3am saturday*
*checks email pre sleep*
oh sweet, something from PiGPEN!
PiGPEN - October 14th 2006
Yes, you must always smile when you heil.
Snakeman - October 14th 2006 commented on stingray[img]http://googumproduce.com/images/jes sehitler.jpg[/img]
that PiGPEN guy was there too
PiGPEN - October 14th 2006
fukken saved.
Choas-lord - October 14th 2006 commented on stingraylawl, what a good halloween costume
Snakeman - October 14th 2006 commented on stingray[img]http://googumproduce.com/images/jes seirwin.jpg[/img]
crikey? why is he back from the dead?
Snakeman - October 14th 2006 commented on earthquakegirland here I just enjoyed watching it
PiGPEN - October 7th 2006
Number of Reviewers who gave their Earthquake Girl review to a movie other then Earthquake Girl: 2 that i know of.
PiGPEN - October 5th 2006
Number of Newgrounds Reviews: 197
Number of those Reviews that mention FLCL: 29
Number of Reviews that mention the size of Red's ass: 25
Number of Reviews that mention the cleaning like a cat scene: 10
Number of Reviewers who thought Red was a cat just because she acted like one: 6
Number of Reviewers that mentioned being turned on: 11
Number of Reviewers that told me to die: 4
Number of Reviewers that understood the story: 3
...and one person said her boobs were too big.
Choas-lord - October 2nd 2006 commented on earthquakegirlWell you have to actually think about it. And I'm willing to bet none of them thought about it at all.
PiGPEN - October 2nd 2006
lawlers........NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS THE STORY TO THIS MOVIE...NOT EVEN THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW!
oh my, capslock.
Choas-lord - October 2nd 2006 commented on earthquakegirlI'm sorry, but can you tell us again what the song is? I missed it.
PiGPEN - October 2nd 2006
....are people just unable to read?
Its right there in the intro credits, Too Careful by End of Fashion.
moogaly - October 2nd 2006 commented on earthquakegirlhey can anyone tell me the song and band thats sings it on earthquake girl thanx alot
Choas-lord - October 1st 2006 commented on earthquakegirlI'm going to have to agree with both comments.
PiGPEN - October 1st 2006
Not unlike your mother.
Hurr hurr.
Bug - October 1st 2006 commented on earthquakegirlthis movie was abusive to my eyes i reuire medical attention STAT
Choas-lord - September 9th 2006 commented on stingrayIt's so sad yet beautiful!
PiGPEN - September 8th 2006
[b]I R WIN[/b]
Choas-lord - September 6th 2006 commented on morphemonep1Don't forget crabs
PiGPEN - September 4th 2006
No they didnt.
YOU SPREAD LIES AND AIDS.
Choas-lord - September 4th 2006 commented on morphemonep1Adult Swim used to show good shows.
PiGPEN - September 1st 2006
If its good enough to be on Adult Swim i should try doing a better job.
JJ the bekker - September 1st 2006 commented on morphemonep1When will Morphemon Episode 2 coming out? its a really good show. It should be on adultswim or something. its really good
Choas-lord - August 10th 2006 commented on hotgodshortsOh, so that's who's been sending me those sexual e-mails ocne I signed up here!
PiGPEN - August 10th 2006
It helps me understand.
Not to mention the l33t kids that stalk the place.....like..... my mom.
Choas-lord - August 8th 2006 commented on hotgodshortsUhh I think for 90%(Atleast...) of the posts it's just me you and PiGPEN so yo udon't have to use "tihs movi is graet! is verry funy and mad me laff! mak more so i can lauf more! lawl!!1"
conqueso - August 8th 2006 commented on hotgodshortsawesome. i helped write the terrorist one! in fact, i thought i wrote the whole thing. very nice. but i can't just say that. allow me to put in a vernacular that other reviewers might understand:
"tihs movi is graet! is verry funy and mad me laff! mak more so i can lauf more! lawl!!1!"
and there you have it. and now, for something completely different.
PiGPEN - August 5th 2006
Yknow, i only know of one person who actually played through all of the morphemon game. Some rpg addict. He was all like "i like how hard it is and all the invisible people who say pointless stuff, how do you beat (the final boss)?" and im like "LOLOLOL hard? the battles are pointless, youre supposed to die so you dont have to fight! And you beat the final boss by eating some hotdogs to get health and skipping all your turns and not dying and he'll gain health and die.....but when you win you lose so you dont know you won and theres no end. lawl sorri."
PiGPEN - August 5th 2006
Ummmm it says...
"-nfessional.
-i am insane.
-document of
-suitable for
-d medicine.
-Rogers"
Choas-lord - August 4th 2006 commented on hotgodshortsWhat does the sign in the top left corner of the short Aiiirrr say? I zoomed in but it was illegable
Choas-lord - August 4th 2006 commented on morphemonep1LAWL the lies... THE LIES!!!
PiGPEN - August 4th 2006
Reviewers have said:
"wow great job, i liked alot of them, esp the one with the terroust"-troubles1
"I enjoyed the author's irreverent sense of humour therein."-kingdavetheflamingfaggot
"THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING ON THE PLANET!!! abnd belive me..." -Mattageddon
You know you can trust these guys, they cant spell "untrustworthy".
PiGPEN - August 4th 2006
yup thats just my style....i hook the viewer in with 4 minutes of comedic genius than force them to watch another 16 minutes of what is nothing more than a cruel concept joke.....one where im the only one laughing.
And on that note.....play more Morphemon RPG.....ITS FANTASTIC ONCE YOURE JOINED BY KIT AND BANDIT!
Semicolon - August 4th 2006 commented on morphemonep1As the movie goes on, the humor becomes few and far between. However, the early parts were hilarious! And the theme song... pure genius man.
PiGPEN - July 20th 2006
Chinese snipers suck because of the skin flaps over their eyes.
Choas-lord - July 19th 2006 commented on frigidI don't know... I think the sniper woulda got him when he was standing up firing back
PiGPEN - July 19th 2006
Fiiiiiiiiiine. Next animation i wont tell you any of the hidden mysteries....and you wont find them EITHER.
Choas-lord - July 18th 2006 commented on fweeeof course you see it first, you drew it, the animator is always excluded unless stated otherwise
PiGPEN - July 4th 2006
Well.....in essence......im always the first to see these things. But i donno, no one else mentioned, i added lots of spray paint stuff to the train...like "save the hippies" (cut off the end), a little picture of a house burning which either causes or is just a prediction of the dream sequence, the trains symbol being the website i submitted it to symbol and other stuffs.
Choas-lord - July 3rd 2006 commented on fweeeI just noticed you wrote "i hate verybody :3" on the boss wall. Am I the first or am I late to see this?
please! - June 27th 2006 commented on morphemonep1more feed me more!
PiGPEN - June 7th 2006
ok.....just wait right there it'll be out in a second....
*6 months pass*
please! - June 7th 2006 commented on morphemonep1PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER EP!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS MY FAVORITE ANIME! You pwn!
PiGPEN - May 24th 2006
You said yes.......wasnt expecting that.
[url=http://www.googumpro duce.com/uploadcrap/the_link_soap_4.txt] http://www.googumproduce.com/uploadcrap/ the_link_soap_4.txt[/url]
[url=http: //www.googumproduce.com/uploadcrap/the_l ink_soap_5.txt]http://www.googumproduce. com/uploadcrap/the_link_soap_5.txt[/url]
[url=http://www.googumproduce.com/u ploadcrap/the_link_soap_6.txt]http://www .googumproduce.com/uploadcrap/the_link_s oap_6.txt[/url]
[url=http://www.goog umproduce.com/uploadcrap/the_link_soap_7 .txt]http://www.googumproduce.com/upload crap/the_link_soap_7.txt[/url]
[url= http://www.googumproduce.com/uploadcrap/ the_original_link_soap.txt]http://www.go ogumproduce.com/uploadcrap/the_original_ link_soap.txt[/url]
Choas-lord - May 19th 2006 commented on linksoap0Alright I would like the script thanks =D
PiGPEN - May 17th 2006
No, ive left sprite animation forever.
If you like i can post the original scripts and source. There are 7 Link Soap scripts (4 which were not animated) and i still have a fat txt file laying around of The Link Soap in its original form, a comedic community contributed fanfic from my days on the original Nintendojo forums...so many fucking in-jokes that i cant even understand anymore.
PiGPEN - May 11th 2006
the site is [url=http://globalsolutions.org]http://g lobalsolutions.org[/url]
theyre hippies....by god theyre hippies.
Choas-lord - May 11th 2006 commented on linksoap0Those were good... I'm now going to be demanding and demand more ty =)
Choas-lord - May 11th 2006 commented on fweeeHippies don't know what's good and whta's not why do you think they're hippies? =P
Addtothechaos - May 6th 2006 commented on fweeeFweee was awesome saw it on newgrounds Five'd it
PiGPEN - May 4th 2006
This was originally made for a flash animation competion for some hippie organisation. Stupid fucking hippies turned it down though...how the fuck do you get turned down by hippies!?
Theyre probablly vegans too...no good dirty vegan hippies with vaginitis.
kagome - March 7th 2006 commented on morphemonep1crap
kagome - March 7th 2006 commented on morphemonep1kagome
kagome - March 7th 2006 commented on morphemonep1crap
kagome - March 7th 2006 commented on morphemonep1this sucked so much, please tell me you not making a living off this crap... if so do you need spare change?
nateman - February 9th 2006 commented on morphemonep1great job PiGPEN i have 2 know if ur makin anymore morphemon
Negro - January 12th 2006 commented on morphemonep1ur a nigger
PiGPEN - January 7th 2006
Yep its on Newgrounds.....was on frontpage too....for like 10 seconds
Addtothechaos - January 7th 2006 commented on frigidPretty Cool Nice Koc Soft drink. Hahah,anyways it was pretty cool nice song did you submit this to newgrounds?
Nikon Kitty - December 12th 2005 commented on frigidThe expression on Gramps when he ate that man's intestines was hilarious.
PiGPEN - December 2nd 2005
You angry, deranged lepruchan.
PiGPEN - December 2nd 2005
BUN-BUNNNNNNN!N!!!N!N!N!N!!!!!N!!!!!!
conqueso - December 2nd 2005 commented on morphemonep1and we're gonna monkey around!
loved it. and thanks for the acknowledgement. BUN BUN FOREVER!
conqueso - December 2nd 2005 commented on frigidhey. check this out. it's amazing. i call it lazy gramar. i don't capitalize anything, but i spell most of it right. see what i'm doing? the whole not sounding like a dumb ass? i love it. you should try it. oh my, LOLZORZ SOO00 FCKIN FUNY! AHAHAHA!11!1!. i blame western civilizations spiraling downfall on you. you make me sick.
Conqueso - December 2nd 2005 commented on nagilikesNagi drinks ammonia. Good kitty.
PiGPEN - November 27th 2005
Hey, Hey its the Monkees!
Ben - November 24th 2005 commented on nagilikesAwesome, man.
Lynda - November 22nd 2005 commented on nagilikesNOOOOOOOOOOOO, the kitty died NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *rips hair out* *shoots self*
rtothad - November 12th 2005 commented on frigidwea' da fucks dis at
starogre - November 5th 2005 commented on frigidwoot cool animation hahas;djf
PiGPEN - October 27th 2005
First off it wasnt Historcly Acrite! Secondly wtf was that thing at the end about it makes no total sence.
PiGPEN - October 27th 2005
Link's Swedish, Ganon's Swedish, Zelda's Evil.......now you have no reason to watch.