Some of these characters are recurring and have been voiced by other people previously so you might want to watch Episode 1. Keep in mind though that i dont expect (and in some cases do not want) imitations of previous voices. Also important to remember is i expect zero distortion and zero fuzz from recordings. And given finding someone who can actually act and has a nice recording setup can be rather difficult i'd like anyone up to this standard to try out for as many roles as they can. There is no deadline at the moment, when roles are filled they will be taken off of this page.
Male Roles
Kit
Kit is an effeminate (not flamboyant) teenager. You will need to also be able to do a child version of Kit.
Audition Lines
"NO BOW! ED-A-ME META-VEE! YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRE! ... I meant 'eat me'. ... You try and rhyme 'Meta-vee'!"
-Argument with Bow, pre-morphemon duel.

"Oh Crap Oh Crap Oh Crap im gonna be in so much trouble. I just have to run, cmon Kit quit shaking in fear and run. Quit this internal dialouge and run!"
-Too afraid to run from a persuing police officer.

"Mummy, err, Mommy can i get a dog? Please please please please!? I'll take real good care of it and feed it everyday and make sure it doesnt make a mess on the carpet and if it does i'll put his face in it so he learns and then clean it up and..."
-Kit as a child.
Kit's Father
Easily irritated, a heavy drinker. Requires a low hoarse voice. This role is SERIOUS, no comedy.
Audition Lines
"HE BETTER NOT BE IN THAT CLOSET AGAIN!"
-The capital letters mean yell this.

"Be a man, boy! Be a man for me Kit! Can you do that? CAN YOU DO THAT?"
-Outlining some goals for Kit as he heads off for school.

"*drinks* you...you....you furry piece of crap! what are you doing here?! what are you doing in my house?! what are you doing!? *takes a drink* this is MY house! i own this place! and i can do whatever i damn well like *takes a drink* but not you! you cant do what i like! so tell me what your ugly ass is doing in my house. huh? ANSWER ME!"
-Drunk and angry at Kit's Morphemon, Bandit.
The Law
A young cop (20's) with a lust for his job and woman, rawr. Despite being in a quiet town he treats all crime like serious business.
If you watch much animu; The Law is comparable to Onizuka from GTO and requires the same amount of energy.
Audition Lines
"You cant run from The Law... THE LAW WILL RUN YOU DOWN!!! *Laughs Maniacly*"
-Explaining to the children how he deals with runaways.

"Theodore Law but you can call me The Law."
-Cooly stating his name to Miss Hai.

"No, not these ones...theyre just school skipping, hip-hop listening, pot smoking, morphemon dueling, hippie punks."
-Explaining to Miss Hai why the children are not our future.
Raziel
Raziel is a black teacher in his 30's. Requires a low voice.
Audition Lines
"I'd like the carton of milk checked for freshness sir."
-Teaching the children english via roleplay.

"Hey you two disrupting my class, go to detention immediately!"
-Dealing with a class disruption.

"The red liquid of Beezlebub pours from my evil perverted thoughts and out through the pores of my brain, funnels down my nasal passages and out of my nostrils to stain my upperlip with the sins of my loins."
-English teachers often perform soliloquies.

Female Roles
Nora
Nora is an emotionless teenager and should speak in a monotone to match. You will also need to be able to do a more emotionally rounded child version of Nora.
Audition Lines
"How can you be tired? We're not even moving our legs."
-Questioning my animations logic.

"Thats such a traumatic story it makes mine look like im a huge Emo."
-A sudden moment of self-realization.

"Dad, my recitals tonight at six. You have to be there, ok?"
-Nora as a child.
ZeeZee
She's got huge knockers. ... oh and she's happy all the time, even when she's not happy. Has a high voice but not mickeymouse/animegirl high..it should sound kind've fake...like she'd forcing her voice higher then it normally is.
Audition Lines
"Ummm....Hey Los Gam how have you been?"
-Asking a reoccuring character how he's been since last episode.

"Hey dont tell him to delete stuff!"
-Almost angry....but clouded in HAPPY!

"Bow! Dont joke about stuff like that!"
-Bow told a joke she does not approve of!
Kit's Mother
An ideal 50's-America style mother full of self-sacrafice for the sake of her families happiness!
Audition Lines
"Wake up sleepy head it's time for school."
- She says lightly to wake Kit.

"You know it might be good if we got him a pet. He isnt making any friends at school."
-Talking with her husband about Kit.

"Its a toy. Dont worry it wont disturb your allergies."
-Explaining to her husband why Bandit wont disturb his non-existant allergies.
Miss Hai
A principal in her 30's. She's mousey, apologetic, a doormat. Really shouldnt be a principal. Has the habit of quickly saying "yes, yes" before talking.
Audition Lines
"Yes, yes, sorry The Law. Im very glad you brought these children to school.They are our future."
-Apologizes for mistaking The Law's name and thanks him for his work.

"Yes, yes, Nurse Jennifer to the English Class immediately. ...please do bring paper towels."
-Directing the Nurse to a medical emergency via the intercom.

"Yes, yes, Nurse Jennifer to Detention Hall immediately. ...please do bring a gurney."
-Directing the Nurse to another medical emergency via the intercom.
Ms. Yatsu
A teacher in her 30's. Should be somewhat coarse/gravely sounding (like Peppermint Patty of Peanuts).
Audition Lines
"Class repeat after the virile Black Man."
-Instructing the class to repeat what Raziel says. Raziel is *veer-ill*.

"Girls the choclate man says you are to honor the detention room."
-Translating for Raziel.

"CLASS REPEAT!"
-Ordering the class to repeat a sentence.