lewgus: Hi Ryan. You there?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
MasterPiGPEN: id like you call me PiGPEN though
lewgus: I'm a journo from smh.com.au. can i talk to you about the stir you've created?
MasterPiGPEN: wow...ok
lewgus: ok PiGPEN it is
lewgus: you're australian?
MasterPiGPEN: they got my name improperly and i dont appreciate it
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
MasterPiGPEN: Sydney west
lewgus: cool. what part of your name did they get wrong?
MasterPiGPEN: ...no i mean....they werent supposed to have it...they gleaned it from my server
MasterPiGPEN: theres nothing i can do about it but....well my real name is reserved for close friends and family
lewgus: is this true? you're demanding money to take the game down?
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
lewgus: does that sound like extortion? what do you hope to achieve from this - apart froma bit of free publicity?
MasterPiGPEN: well..not demanding...if they want it down so much they will pay
MasterPiGPEN: it was just a joke
lewgus: did you create the game with this in mind?
lewgus: bad taste joke?
MasterPiGPEN: they were so adament about me taking my game down....i gave them a way
MasterPiGPEN: i dont except they will pay and they havent
MasterPiGPEN: they rather than complain to their friend
MasterPiGPEN: s
lewgus: and what will you do? if they don't pay?
lewgus: their friend?
MasterPiGPEN: i havent even gotten a single personaly sent death threat
MasterPiGPEN: how lazy is that?
MasterPiGPEN: they just want to blah blah blah
lewgus: are you studying? or is this on the side? - creating games?
MasterPiGPEN: mmmm
MasterPiGPEN: this isnt a profession
MasterPiGPEN: my account has 0 money so yeah
MasterPiGPEN: do you have proof youre from smh?
lewgus: you at school or tech/uni?
MasterPiGPEN: you seem a bit retarded to me to have even a web reporting job
lewgus: sure if you can call the smh switch on 9282 2822 and ask them to put you through to stephen hutcheon on my mobile
lewgus: you calling?
MasterPiGPEN: fact checking
lewgus: google search will show stories on youtube, second life and a few others
MasterPiGPEN: alright shoot...
lewgus: so how old r u and r u at school/uni?
MasterPiGPEN: alright fuck you
lewgus: come agan?
MasterPiGPEN: i dont care where U R from but i dont do interviews with retards
MasterPiGPEN: UR NOT WELCOM HERE
MasterPiGPEN: UUUUUUUU RRRRRRR DUMMMMM
lewgus: steady on PiGPEN. can we start again, please?
MasterPiGPEN: no thanks

Richmeck: As a Virginia Tech graduate, I will do everything in my power to make sure you do NOT get your money for your sick, perverted V-Tech Rampage game; that you will be court-ordered to remove it; and sued by the university and the respective families who were affected by that tragedy for several million US dollars! May God have mercy on your cruel soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: lol k
Richmeck: you're laughing??? you wont be laughing for very long that's for sure....you don't think i'm serious??? you don't know who i am or the connections i have at the university
Richmeck: see you in court!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: sure k
MasterPiGPEN: !!!!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: lol
Richmeck: start getting used to the feel of handcuffs and shackles......and the feeling of being completely broke from the lawsuit
MasterPiGPEN: lol....you get used to not being able to do shit because you dont live in Australia
MasterPiGPEN: and because US law protects me
MasterPiGPEN: and Australians wont stand for stupidity such as that
Richmeck: we'll see about that....we'll be the ones to have the last laugh at your expense
Richmeck: remember, you don't know who you're dealing with here and the connections i have at the university as well as legal community
Richmeck: you will NOT win EVER!!!!
MasterPiGPEN: im not gonna try
MasterPiGPEN: i dont have money for frivilous court fees like you :d
Richmeck: save yourself the embarrassment and money and delete the game
MasterPiGPEN: no
MasterPiGPEN: spell it with me....
MasterPiGPEN: F-R-E-E-D-O-M
MasterPiGPEN: O-F
MasterPiGPEN: S-P-E-E-C-H
Richmeck: how would you like it if it was your university, or your brother, or your sister, or your mother, or your father, or your best friend who was killed in a tragedy like that????
MasterPiGPEN: i'd cry a bit and move on with my life
Richmeck: you obviously don't have a grain of emotion in your souless body
MasterPiGPEN: maybe try and stop the reasons it happened
MasterPiGPEN: certainly not mess around with some guy who made something about their deaths....solves nothing
MasterPiGPEN: except maybe making that person more famous
Richmeck: famous? i think not. a souless, immature speck? absolutely!
Richmeck signed off at 2:39:08 PM.

Walnutaanymore: hello
Walnutaanymore: you should be ashamed of yourself
Walnutaanymore: you are sick go seek help
MasterPiGPEN: done and done
Walnutaanymore: done what
Walnutaanymore: seeked help?
Walnutaanymore: do you know what truama is?
Walnutaanymore: and how your game can worsen the trauma
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: some people lived through the things portrayed in your video game
MasterPiGPEN: yeah there was an injury count for that
Walnutaanymore: some people had freinds who died there
MasterPiGPEN: thats amazing
Walnutaanymore: i guess you dont consider yourself to be a moral person
MasterPiGPEN: oh i am
MasterPiGPEN: but i have priorities
Walnutaanymore: you have no compasion of consideration
Walnutaanymore: if you dont care about other people you are not a moral human being
MasterPiGPEN: i care about people
Walnutaanymore: what about the people you are hurting by making your game
MasterPiGPEN: caring is more than protecting feelings
Walnutaanymore: you have disregarded their suggering for your profit
MasterPiGPEN: what profit?
Walnutaanymore: you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: no im not
Walnutaanymore: i guess you dont make money for your games
MasterPiGPEN: i dont
Walnutaanymore: you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: no im not
Walnutaanymore: how do you know you are not
MasterPiGPEN: because its a game not a gun
Walnutaanymore: perhaps you have lost your perspective on reality
Walnutaanymore: the video game is a representation of what happened
MasterPiGPEN: perhaps you have no fucking priorities?
Walnutaanymore: the actual event was traumatic have you ever experienced truama?
MasterPiGPEN: yes
Walnutaanymore: so you know how it feels
MasterPiGPEN: yes
Walnutaanymore: how would you like it if someone made a game about your trumatic expereince
MasterPiGPEN: theres nothing moral in protecting peoples feelings
Walnutaanymore: you are intentionally hurting peoples feelings
Walnutaanymore: some of the students are still recovering from the event
Walnutaanymore: and you make a game out of it
MasterPiGPEN: why intentionally?
MasterPiGPEN: i didnt put it on the news
Walnutaanymore: the news did not make a game out of it
Walnutaanymore: you are suffering from a condition that happens when you play too many video games
MasterPiGPEN: the news promoted it to an audience it was never intended for
Walnutaanymore: your brain is going through a liquidation process
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: you are loosing your grasp of reality and human emotion
Walnutaanymore: stop playing video games and come back to life
MasterPiGPEN: youre an idiot
MasterPiGPEN: i dont play video games often
MasterPiGPEN: im working most of the time
Walnutaanymore: look up the effect of video games on consciousness
MasterPiGPEN: you cant make a videogame if youre playing them constantly
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you?
MasterPiGPEN: theres no proof on anything idiot
MasterPiGPEN: just lame theories on dumb shit
Walnutaanymore: i have my little brothers who have been possesed by video games
MasterPiGPEN: only things proven is that videogames improve hand-eye coordination
Walnutaanymore: it causes a liqudation process in your mind
MasterPiGPEN: lol oh yeah?
Walnutaanymore: and make you fat apathetic and immoral
MasterPiGPEN: uh hhhuuuuh
Walnutaanymore: why do some people kill themselves over video games
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: tell me more?
MasterPiGPEN: can i sign up to your newsletter?
MasterPiGPEN: who's killed themself over a videogame?
MasterPiGPEN: i really want to know
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_addiction
MasterPiGPEN: got anything to do with killing?
Walnutaanymore: threre are treatment centers you can go to
Walnutaanymore: yes
Walnutaanymore: take time to read it
Walnutaanymore: or go back to your video games
MasterPiGPEN: Video Game addiction is a proposed form of psychological addiction
Walnutaanymore: i figure you will do one of the two
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.....i hardly touch games nowadays
Walnutaanymore: do you have a lawyer?
MasterPiGPEN: lol no
MasterPiGPEN: why?
Walnutaanymore: you might want to think about it
Walnutaanymore: have you ever heard of punitive damages
MasterPiGPEN: yeah
MasterPiGPEN: ive also heard of BULLSHIT
MasterPiGPEN: and SUCK MY DICK
Walnutaanymore: well the law is not bullshit
MasterPiGPEN: the law does not apply
Walnutaanymore: and you can be tried for the psycholgical harm you are causing on truama victims
MasterPiGPEN: i would laugh my way into court
MasterPiGPEN: because youre not going to win and anyone to make that case are just assholes trying to make a profit off of death
Walnutaanymore: wait you arent profiting off of death?
Walnutaanymore: what does the game do for you
Walnutaanymore: money or just sick psychological satisfaction
MasterPiGPEN: theres no money retard
Walnutaanymore: so just your just sick
MasterPiGPEN: totally
MasterPiGPEN: i get off on it
MasterPiGPEN: im jackin it right now
Walnutaanymore: so you have a sexual fantasy about mass murder?
MasterPiGPEN: So i herd u liek Anna Kournikova
Walnutaanymore: so you make sick video games about mass murders and you jack off to it then you watch porn online
Walnutaanymore: you should go outside or something
Walnutaanymore: if all you do is video games and porn
MasterPiGPEN: Anna Kournikova......i dream of killing her than jacking off onto her corpse
Walnutaanymore: so you are into shock value
MasterPiGPEN: no im for seriousness
Walnutaanymore: okay you seriously need shock value in your life
Walnutaanymore: why do you think you desire such extremes
Walnutaanymore: is it because your life is dull and impotent
Walnutaanymore: and extreme scenarios are the only thing that makes you feel alive
MasterPiGPEN: no its because i love all the free amateur psychological analysis it gets me
Walnutaanymore: so you need attention
Walnutaanymore: did this game give you the attention you wanted
Walnutaanymore: you want recognition
MasterPiGPEN: NO I NEED MORE AND MORE
Walnutaanymore: and the only way you can get it is by being sick
Walnutaanymore: and immoral
MasterPiGPEN: now im gonna go make a game about killing other stuff
MasterPiGPEN: whats good?
Walnutaanymore: go make a game where the player relizes how stupid video games are and relizes how much of his life he has wasted in a digital reality
MasterPiGPEN: thats kinda ironic
MasterPiGPEN: good suggestion towards pointlessness
Walnutaanymore: almost as pointless as your life
MasterPiGPEN: oh snap
MasterPiGPEN: you come up with thatone on your own?
MasterPiGPEN: or did your years of psychology training give you that one?
Walnutaanymore: do you find your life to be meaningfull?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
Walnutaanymore: what makes it meaningfull for you
MasterPiGPEN: my endless work towards nothing!
Walnutaanymore: do you make meaning out of your life by hurting others?
MasterPiGPEN: no youre silly
MasterPiGPEN: do you make meaning by talking shit to people?
Walnutaanymore: did you find meaning in the game you made about a "real" massacre
MasterPiGPEN: is killing games your lifes work!?
Walnutaanymore: no im a student at virginia tech and i lost friends in the massacre and my mom works there and your video game is hurtful
Walnutaanymore: im trying to explain to you the pain that you are causing people
MasterPiGPEN: bullshit
Walnutaanymore: and hoping you will be human and remove the game
MasterPiGPEN: at this point everyone on the internet who doesnt like my game has claimed to have friends or family killed at vtech
Walnutaanymore: and most of them are from blacksburg virginia
MasterPiGPEN: no most of them want to make their opinion valid
Walnutaanymore: it was a real event that happened to real people
Walnutaanymore: maybe some do
Walnutaanymore: i was born in blacksburg virginia
MasterPiGPEN: how come no one is friends with people injured at the massacre?
MasterPiGPEN: there was more of them
MasterPiGPEN: everyones friends with the dead
Walnutaanymore: the people who are injured are the ones you should be concerned about
Walnutaanymore: what if someone who was shot and lived saw your video game
MasterPiGPEN: lol they gonna gimp me?
Walnutaanymore: i dont advocate violence
Walnutaanymore: some people on facebook have advocated violence agisnt you
MasterPiGPEN: you advocate lawsuits lol
Walnutaanymore: i am against violence
Walnutaanymore: i do and we are in the process of working out the details
Walnutaanymore: you live in aulstralia?
MasterPiGPEN: dont worry about the people saying shit about me.....theyre all talk
MasterPiGPEN: talk talk talk talk talk
MasterPiGPEN: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
MasterPiGPEN: BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Walnutaanymore: whats your real name
MasterPiGPEN: RYAN LAMBOURN is what the news says
Walnutaanymore: have you ever seeked a psychological evaluation?
MasterPiGPEN: seeked?
MasterPiGPEN: if you want to pay for a psychological evaluation i'll go to it
MasterPiGPEN: but ive already been to enough to tell you the result
Walnutaanymore: did they find you to be mentally stable?
Walnutaanymore: are you an advocate of murder
MasterPiGPEN: no
Walnutaanymore: you seem to make a hero out of the cho
MasterPiGPEN: you havent played it then
Walnutaanymore: it was kinda boring and dull
Walnutaanymore: like the games i played when i was 5
Walnutaanymore: anyway i guess you are going to keep the game up
MasterPiGPEN: no duh
Walnutaanymore: think about all the people you are hurting when you go to sleep
MasterPiGPEN: lol i cant get to sleep if im laughing
Walnutaanymore: you laugh in order to hide from yourself
Walnutaanymore: and to hide from your disorder
MasterPiGPEN: you really suck at this psychological stuff
MasterPiGPEN: i can make you think whatever i want
Walnutaanymore: you can fool me all you want
Walnutaanymore: you can fool yourself all you want
Walnutaanymore: go for it
Walnutaanymore: live a lie
MasterPiGPEN: and?
MasterPiGPEN: god damnit i thought you were going somewhere with that!
MasterPiGPEN: I GUESS YOU GET OFF ON PLAYING WITH PEOPLES EXPECTATIONS HUH?
Walnutaanymore: is that a question or are you talking about yourself
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: youre just toying with me
MasterPiGPEN: youre pathetic
Walnutaanymore: i have two goals
Walnutaanymore: i want you to understand at the very least that you are hurting people
MasterPiGPEN: and to enrage me to kill?
Walnutaanymore: secondly i want you to look deep within yourself to see if you have a problem
MasterPiGPEN: im stroking my harbl .32 automatic
Walnutaanymore: perhaps that might be apart of yoru problem
Walnutaanymore: thats why alot of people play shooting video games
Walnutaanymore: to do what they cant to in real life
Walnutaanymore: when you shoot someone in a video game you are expressive your perversive inner core
MasterPiGPEN: i really like earthbound.......whats that mean?
Walnutaanymore: i dont know what that game is
Walnutaanymore: i havent played video games since halo
MasterPiGPEN: i havent had a new videogame system since the n64
Walnutaanymore: but you are apart of a online video game network of social abjects
MasterPiGPEN: huh?
MasterPiGPEN: i got a 56k
MasterPiGPEN: i cant play mmo's or cs or anything like that if thats what you mean
MasterPiGPEN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EarthBound
Walnutaanymore: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/17/virginiatechshooting/main2693354.shtml
MasterPiGPEN: other favorite games include: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros_3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda:_Majora%27s_Mask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conker%27s_Bad_Fur_Day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi%27s_Challenge
Walnutaanymore: those are the people you represent being killed in your game
MasterPiGPEN: lol given up on the videogames liquidating my mind thing?
MasterPiGPEN: LOL RYAN CLARK WAS BLACK
Walnutaanymore: the reason you cant feel compasion is because you going through a psychological liqudation process
MasterPiGPEN: man i wish i woulda known that
MasterPiGPEN: im gonna have to alt the game
Walnutaanymore: are australians still racist
MasterPiGPEN: most of them yeah
Walnutaanymore: i thought so
MasterPiGPEN: but you cant blame them......they havent lived with other races
Walnutaanymore: you are like a racist version of the british?
MasterPiGPEN: what?
MasterPiGPEN: british are racist too
MasterPiGPEN: americans too
Walnutaanymore: some
Walnutaanymore: Australia was a nation of prisoners right?
MasterPiGPEN: you are for expecting everyone of a nation to be racist
MasterPiGPEN: no just the first bunch in sydney were
Walnutaanymore: i was just wondering how prevelent racism is in your thinking and in your country
MasterPiGPEN: well its not at all in my thinking
MasterPiGPEN: but i grew up around lots of races
Walnutaanymore: so what do you think about the people who died and the people who lost loved ones
Walnutaanymore: do you feel bad for them at all?
MasterPiGPEN: nope
MasterPiGPEN: not my place to feel bad for other people
MasterPiGPEN: i have empathy
MasterPiGPEN: but no im not crying for them
MasterPiGPEN: i think you hate videogames because you played halo...that shit sucks
Walnutaanymore: you dont have empathy for them
Walnutaanymore: or i stoped playing video games when i grew up
Walnutaanymore: you are 21?
MasterPiGPEN: yep
MasterPiGPEN: and you are 12?
Walnutaanymore: you should get a life
MasterPiGPEN: ive got one thanks
Walnutaanymore: you arent empathetic you are apathetic
MasterPiGPEN: people who say "get a life" and "grow up" are always the saddest sacks of shit
Walnutaanymore: towards others and perhaps towards yourself
Walnutaanymore: whats sad is your inability to care about other people
Walnutaanymore: which makes me think you dont care about yourself
MasterPiGPEN: lol....you have no perspective
Walnutaanymore: perspective on what
MasterPiGPEN: THAT ITS A GAME
MasterPiGPEN: ITS A GAME MADE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF
MasterPiGPEN: IT SHOWS NOTHING OF MY PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE OR PERSONAL FEELINGS
Walnutaanymore: so you are intentionally trying to hurt people for your own satisfaction
MasterPiGPEN: you make it sound so sexy
Walnutaanymore: am i wrong
Walnutaanymore: you get satisfaction out of hurting people
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadistic_personality_disorder
MasterPiGPEN: i get satisfaction out of all the angry people who think their anger somehow effects change
MasterPiGPEN: Sadistic personality disorder is a possible personality disorder
MasterPiGPEN: whats with you and these made up disorders?
Walnutaanymore: all psychological disorders on wikipedia are possible
Walnutaanymore: they dont want to comit to definitive definitions of psycholgical states
MasterPiGPEN: only appeared in the revised third edition of the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
MasterPiGPEN: not much credit to it
Walnutaanymore: do you fall under any of the catagories?
MasterPiGPEN: nope
Walnutaanymore: Is amused by, or takes pleasure in, the psychological or physical suffering of others (including animals
MasterPiGPEN: you know whats great about the manual of mental disorders?
MasterPiGPEN: you can go through it and try out every one
MasterPiGPEN: find the disorder that really suits you
MasterPiGPEN: actually that was part of the story to the novel Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
MasterPiGPEN: good stuff
Walnutaanymore: Chuch Palahniuk is a tastfull person
Walnutaanymore: he uses alot of violence
Walnutaanymore: but he doesnt go out of his way to hurt real people
MasterPiGPEN: lol thats your criteria?
Walnutaanymore: he is artistic and creative with violence
MasterPiGPEN: so essentially im the same as say....that boy in japan that beheaded his mother?
Walnutaanymore: he isnt just trying to get attentnion
Walnutaanymore: no you dont do things in the real world
MasterPiGPEN: i dont know...your criteria seems kinda fucked up
MasterPiGPEN: i dont do things in the real world but i hurt them
MasterPiGPEN: so im like....god or something?
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like god?
MasterPiGPEN: lol dont twist your psychobabble shit on me
Walnutaanymore: you live in an insulated reality whitch makes you incapable of understanding the effects of your actions
MasterPiGPEN: i hurt people without being there.....thats what god does right?
MasterPiGPEN: act of god
Walnutaanymore: other "real" people feel pain for others
MasterPiGPEN: YOURE placing me as god
Walnutaanymore: you hurt people by your representations of real events
Walnutaanymore: that can trigger aspects of truma
Walnutaanymore: you are doing that
MasterPiGPEN: because you wont let me just stay in the same category as the rest of the artists
Walnutaanymore: you are not god nor do i think you are human
Walnutaanymore: i think you are a dormant, stale, and deprived of attention so you made a sick game so people will give you reactions
MasterPiGPEN: you seen my other stuff?
Walnutaanymore: no
MasterPiGPEN: well there you go
MasterPiGPEN: i have plenty of fans
MasterPiGPEN: since before the vtech game too
MasterPiGPEN: this has added a ton more though
Walnutaanymore: The Australinian communications minister said you should get progessional help
MasterPiGPEN: he also said the game should be banned along with basically every other game on newgrounds
Walnutaanymore: helen coonan
MasterPiGPEN: oops wrong person
MasterPiGPEN: i was thinking the police minister
Walnutaanymore: if they keep your game on they should be shut down
MasterPiGPEN: lol youre sad
Walnutaanymore: and there are alot of people working on that right now
MasterPiGPEN: and you will all fail
MasterPiGPEN: and waste your money
MasterPiGPEN: which is sad since you all dont deserve to be hurting yourself like that
MasterPiGPEN: but i guess anything for drama right?
Walnutaanymore: what do you think about your own personal saftey?
MasterPiGPEN: anything to vindicate your poor poor feelings
Walnutaanymore: do you value it
MasterPiGPEN: im not afraid of these people
MasterPiGPEN: they just taaaaaalk
MasterPiGPEN: taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk
Walnutaanymore: i hope nothing happens to you
Walnutaanymore: but there are alot of angry people at you
MasterPiGPEN: they'll be over it in a week (or less)
MasterPiGPEN: just like they were over the massacre
Walnutaanymore: alot of people are still going through therepy
MasterPiGPEN: well that would be the people who are close/in it and not the people who are angry
MasterPiGPEN: the people who are angry are angry because they like being angry and clearly werent close enough
Walnutaanymore: i think thats what you are having trouble understanding
Walnutaanymore: some of the people who are angry at you were close to the incident
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.......i'd like to see how much energy youre willing to put into this after youve been shot at
MasterPiGPEN: PERSPECTIVE
Walnutaanymore: alot of people are putting energy into this
Walnutaanymore: you are making a joke about of peoples lives
MasterPiGPEN: you know i could use this against you if you ever did take me to court
MasterPiGPEN: youre not supposed to contact the person in this manner and do this shit youre doing
Walnutaanymore: i havent said anything illegal
MasterPiGPEN: cases have been aquitted for less
Walnutaanymore: yeah but it wouldent really make the case any less legitimate
Walnutaanymore: not really in virginia courts
Walnutaanymore: everyone in virginia would be against you
MasterPiGPEN: it wouldnt be in a virginia court
Walnutaanymore: if Australia let us they would
MasterPiGPEN: let you what?
Walnutaanymore: you could be tried in international court
Walnutaanymore: class action lawsuit
MasterPiGPEN: and what would be gained?
Walnutaanymore: extradite you
MasterPiGPEN: lol
Walnutaanymore: well if what you are doing is in fact illegal then justice would be served
Walnutaanymore: you would suffer for your transgressions
MasterPiGPEN: you realize you cant extradite me?
Walnutaanymore: i personally cant
Walnutaanymore: the justice department can
MasterPiGPEN: no they cant either
MasterPiGPEN: id have to be a suspected or convicted criminal
MasterPiGPEN: im neither
Walnutaanymore: you would have to appear in court somewhere
MasterPiGPEN: why?
MasterPiGPEN: theres no case
Walnutaanymore: because a lawsuit would be filled against you
MasterPiGPEN: for what?
Walnutaanymore: you would have to plead innocent and get a lawer
Walnutaanymore: and pay for a lawer
MasterPiGPEN: no i wouldnt
Walnutaanymore: punitive damages
MasterPiGPEN: you need an actual reason
Walnutaanymore: punitive damages for the psycholgical pain you have inflicted on the victims families
MasterPiGPEN: youd need undeniable proof that i caused pyschological pain
Walnutaanymore: have you ever heard of video game law
Walnutaanymore: you might want to check it out
MasterPiGPEN: ive heard it thrown out of court
MasterPiGPEN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_birdman that guy might help you out with your case
Walnutaanymore: you really said this"No one listens to you unless you've got something sensational to do. And that's why I feel sympathy for Cho Seung-hui. He had to go that far
MasterPiGPEN: mangled but close
MasterPiGPEN: empathy not sympathy and some wording issues
Walnutaanymore: you were abused in highschool?
MasterPiGPEN: reporters suck
MasterPiGPEN: i never went to highschool
MasterPiGPEN: they messed that up too
Walnutaanymore: you left after 8th grade
Walnutaanymore: you were bullied and abused at several institutions in texas Maine new jersy new york and north carolina?
Walnutaanymore: is that why you glorify cho?
Walnutaanymore: did he do the thing that you have always wanted to do?
MasterPiGPEN: lol no....its wrong
Walnutaanymore: you are financially supported by your mother?
MasterPiGPEN: the reporters get shit wrong just to make me look a certain way
Walnutaanymore: like a pathetic piece of shit
MasterPiGPEN: thats the one
Walnutaanymore: they make you seem that way
MasterPiGPEN: well what do you think they would go for?
MasterPiGPEN: unbiased reporting died long ago
Walnutaanymore: perhaps you do have some problems that should be looked into
MasterPiGPEN: maybe you do
MasterPiGPEN: youve been conversing with me for a loooooong time
Walnutaanymore: im interested in the well being of the people you are hurting
Walnutaanymore: trying to reason with you
MasterPiGPEN: you dont care enough obviously
Walnutaanymore: why is that
MasterPiGPEN: enough to stop talking to me and spend time with them
Walnutaanymore: im in new york right now
Walnutaanymore: i have a job
MasterPiGPEN: you could call
MasterPiGPEN: you never call
Walnutaanymore: i do
Walnutaanymore: my mother and my friend who lived in the dorm
Walnutaanymore: and my friends who went to school that day
Walnutaanymore: and my friend who works for the emt
MasterPiGPEN: what dorm?
Walnutaanymore: the one where the first shooting took place
MasterPiGPEN: which one was that?
Walnutaanymore: ambler johnson
Walnutaanymore: he is still having flashbacks from the incident
Walnutaanymore: do you know what a flashback is
MasterPiGPEN: flashbacks eh?
Walnutaanymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashback_%28psychological_phenomenon%29
MasterPiGPEN: yeah i know what they are moron
Walnutaanymore: you relive the expereince
MasterPiGPEN: god damn......
MasterPiGPEN: youre dumb
Walnutaanymore: your video game could be just at trumatic for some people as the incident itself
MasterPiGPEN: i was asking about the flashbacks
Walnutaanymore: my friend has been having flashbacks about the incident
Walnutaanymore: he is getting help right now
MasterPiGPEN: what incident?
MasterPiGPEN: what is he having flashbacks about?
Walnutaanymore: the virginia tech massacre
MasterPiGPEN: yeah.....what of it
Walnutaanymore: he incoluntarily relives the day it all happened
Walnutaanymore: the bodies being carried out of the dorm and the classrooms
Walnutaanymore: he lived on the same floor as cho
Walnutaanymore: your hero
MasterPiGPEN: lol
MasterPiGPEN: yes my hero
MasterPiGPEN: bless cho
MasterPiGPEN: may cho smite my enemies from heaven above
Walnutaanymore: why is he your hero?
Walnutaanymore: you had similar childhood experiences?
MasterPiGPEN: the real question is why havent you made the switch?
MasterPiGPEN: cho is the number 1 idol killer
Walnutaanymore: switch to what
MasterPiGPEN: the true god of gods
Walnutaanymore: he was stupid as well
MasterPiGPEN: jesus has moved over to make room for the one true owner of the thrown
Walnutaanymore: did you read any of his stuff
MasterPiGPEN: throne
Walnutaanymore: he was probably a virgin too
MasterPiGPEN: by choice
MasterPiGPEN: cho bought a prostitute but didnt have sex with her...he tempted himself and passed..he is holy beyond all others.
Walnutaanymore: is that why he failed at life
Walnutaanymore: and why you are a failure at life
MasterPiGPEN: you are nowt but a sinner
Walnutaanymore: i didnt kill anyone
MasterPiGPEN: nowt but a charlatan deceiter
MasterPiGPEN: you spit on the name of the one true god and he will smite thee
MasterPiGPEN: the firey pits of damnation await thee
Walnutaanymore: sorry i have offended the chronic masterbator mass murderer who couldent pass simple englisih classes
Walnutaanymore: or even talk coherently for that matter
MasterPiGPEN: as you should
MasterPiGPEN: he took a vow of silence
MasterPiGPEN: only to speak on the eve of his solution
Walnutaanymore: or he was mentally insane and should of been institutionalized
MasterPiGPEN: he is a true king among blithering fools
Walnutaanymore: all of his writting is pathetic
Walnutaanymore: you read mcbeef
Walnutaanymore: ?
MasterPiGPEN: it is genius prose
Walnutaanymore: his play
Walnutaanymore: haha
MasterPiGPEN: a tale of the american life
Walnutaanymore: his insluts are 3rd grade
MasterPiGPEN: he exposed you all for what he wrote
MasterPiGPEN: and you laugh as you run into his image of the fools
MasterPiGPEN: 32 was not enough
Walnutaanymore: you wanted him to kill more people?
MasterPiGPEN: he was far from cleansing virginia
Walnutaanymore: is that what you are trying to inspire with your game?
Walnutaanymore: cleansing of people?
MasterPiGPEN: youre the testament of his failures and the hope for our future work
Walnutaanymore: kinda like hitler right
Walnutaanymore: what kinda work
MasterPiGPEN: the work of the cho collective soul
Walnutaanymore: which would entail what kinda actions?
MasterPiGPEN: CLEANSING THE WORLD OF THE FOOLISH IDOLS
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like being an agent in any of this cleansing?
MasterPiGPEN: i am writer of the 3rd gospel of cho
Walnutaanymore: do you feel like killing people?
MasterPiGPEN: no thats not my purpose
MasterPiGPEN: i am to gather the collective
Walnutaanymore: but you wish cho would of killed more people correct?
MasterPiGPEN: the collective will do the killing
MasterPiGPEN: the cleansing
Walnutaanymore: so you want to organize a collective group of killing to commit mass murders?
MasterPiGPEN: i was chosen by cho to do so
Walnutaanymore: okay very good
MasterPiGPEN: im glad you approve
Walnutaanymore: this will work great
Walnutaanymore: have a good day
MasterPiGPEN: cho bless

praxis2600: it's been nearly 24 hours, you have approximately 30 minutes to remove the game
MasterPiGPEN: lol whut?
MasterPiGPEN: its been more than that
praxis2600: as I told you yesterday, if you do not remove the game, you will be in the same condition as cho is now
praxis2600: I recieve a substantial sum of money whether you remove the game or not, so it's your choice how I earn that money
MasterPiGPEN: how about no
praxis2600: then you have chosen your fate. good luck.
MasterPiGPEN: go back to playin CS idiot
praxis2600: so, you believe keeping this game up is worth your life?
MasterPiGPEN: if you were going to kill me you wouldnt be talking to me right now
praxis2600: I'm giving you a chance to live, as were the instructions of the person who hired me
praxis2600: if you remove the game, I won't have to do anything
MasterPiGPEN: ive had my life on the line more times than you can imagine.....youre just an internet pussy roleplaying a toughguy assassain
praxis2600: your hardly important enough to be considered an assassination
MasterPiGPEN: lol ok
MasterPiGPEN: so someones paying you to kill me......what do you call it?
praxis2600: a hit
MasterPiGPEN: oh god......go back to playin GTA Vice City then
MasterPiGPEN: god damn thats retarded
praxis2600: I don't play video games, I'm a businessman
MasterPiGPEN: no you said you were an assassain
MasterPiGPEN: or a faggy hitman
praxis2600: I never said that
MasterPiGPEN: no you just said youd kill me because someone is paying you
praxis2600: people pay me to do things, and I do them
MasterPiGPEN: oh so youre a worthless pawn of a person with no mind of your own
praxis2600: I have a mind of my own, but I also know how to make money
MasterPiGPEN: by having no ethics?
praxis2600: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: ok then go back to your cliche hitman movie
MasterPiGPEN: how obvious was that line?
MasterPiGPEN: lol
praxis2600: yes, everythings a movie or game to you isn't it?
MasterPiGPEN: youre talking like one
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: and you're talking like a goddamn retard, but I'm not on your case about it
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethicsI have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethicsI have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: well, I see you've made your choice, and if I were you, I'd get my affairs in order
praxis2600: goodbye
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: yes, you've proven yourself at least as intelligent as a parrot, congratulations
MasterPiGPEN: youre a talkative hitman
praxis2600: also, don't even think about running, because it'll only make things worse, I get pretty pissed when I have to work harder than I should
MasterPiGPEN: i know i know
MasterPiGPEN: if i make work hard for you you'll have to think
MasterPiGPEN: but dont worry
MasterPiGPEN: I have ethics, they just don't fit your definition of ethics
praxis2600: I'm laughing real hard kid, maybe you can hear me, I'm closer than you think
MasterPiGPEN: thats not what your myspace says
praxis2600: oh really, and what does my myspace say? does it say that I'm an indian law student?
MasterPiGPEN: RAY
MasterPiGPEN: RAAAAAAAAAAAAY
praxis2600: yeah, and a few months ago I was a chinese CEO
MasterPiGPEN: how long?
MasterPiGPEN: march?
MasterPiGPEN: were you chinese in march?
praxis2600: look at it kid, why would an indian law student use the url "praxis2600"?
MasterPiGPEN: because quikeemart was taken?
MasterPiGPEN: why would anyone use praxis2600?
MasterPiGPEN: its a shitty name'
MasterPiGPEN: sounds like a crappy atari era game system that no one bought
praxis2600: obviously you've given your life to video games
praxis2600: it's an irony that you're about to give it for one
MasterPiGPEN: lolololol
MasterPiGPEN: that wasnt bad
MasterPiGPEN: but freakin cliche delivery
praxis2600: my job is to hopefully convince you to take it down before drastic action is taken, so my question for you would be do you really think that people aren't pissed off about your game enough to hire someone to get you?
MasterPiGPEN: i think theyre pissed enough to talk alot and makeup shit to me about being hitmen
MasterPiGPEN: but no not to do anything illegal that would put their life in danger
praxis2600: the person who came to me lost someone very close to them, they're very angry, looking for a place to put their rage, they saw what you did, and they were angry enough to pay me to solve the problem, you must know what extreme anger can do, because if you don't you must be living a very sheltered life
MasterPiGPEN: hold on i have to call up a computer IT guy for some help with my comp
MasterPiGPEN: .....oh wait.....youre indian right?
praxis2600: too late kid, you've given up your chance
praxis2600: time's up, expect me soon, goodbye
MasterPiGPEN: ok....have a nice trip

praxis2600: ok ryan, against my better judgement my employer has instructed me to give you one week to remove the game, personally I would like to just be rid of you now, but I have to do what I have to do to get paid
praxis2600: respond you cowardly little prick
praxis2600: quit hiding you little son of a bitch
MasterPiGPEN: sorry doing stuff.....what did you say?
praxis2600: against my better judgement my employer has instructed me to give you one week to remove the game, personally I would like to just be rid of you now, but I have to do what I have to do to get paid
praxis2600: I'd take it down soon ryan, I'm in a place not far from yours
MasterPiGPEN: im sorry what? aim is fucking up
praxis2600: take the game down within one week, or I'll feed you your intestines while you're still alive
MasterPiGPEN: you mean like in that Hannibal movie?
praxis2600: I've never seen that
praxis2600: I'm talking about real life you dumb little prick
MasterPiGPEN: well you cant really do that in real life
MasterPiGPEN: youd pass out from the blood loss before being able to chew on your own intestine
praxis2600: actually, using the proper techniques, you can
praxis2600: and who said anything about chewing?
MasterPiGPEN: and you definitely couldnt eat it....its rather tough to break
MasterPiGPEN: especially uncooked
praxis2600: then I guess you'll just choke
MasterPiGPEN: nah i'd be passed out before that
MasterPiGPEN: noob
praxis2600: no, you wouldn't, as I told you, there are techniques to control the blood loss, the use it in surgeries all the time
praxis2600: you would of course have to be restrained
MasterPiGPEN: whoops sorry....pressed wrong Fkey and closed instead of maximizing....what did you say?
praxis2600: I said you would have to be restrained, stop being a moron
MasterPiGPEN: sorry
praxis2600: you'd be suprised how much pain a person can live through before passing out
MasterPiGPEN: not if you go pulling out there intestines
praxis2600: you're just a dumb little unemployed bastard who makes idiotic video games, what do you know?
MasterPiGPEN: i killed a man
MasterPiGPEN: dont tell anyone though
MasterPiGPEN: killers pinkyswear?
praxis2600: bullshit, I can look at your face and see what a pathetic little coward you are
praxis2600: the moment I show up at your door, you'd start screaming and begging like a little girl
MasterPiGPEN: thats what the mans daughter did lol
praxis2600: shut the hell up, you're just a little wimp who's scared of everyone who's not talking to him through the internet
praxis2600: were you ever molested as a child?
MasterPiGPEN: did you say something? aim just sent an error message
praxis2600: I asked you if you were ever mollested as a child
MasterPiGPEN: lol another one....if your aim isnt working we can talk later
praxis2600: your avoiding the question, so I'm assuming the answer is yes
MasterPiGPEN: another error message
MasterPiGPEN: maybe you should type smaller sentences? that helps sometimes for me
praxis2600: you're pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: ah see i got that one!
praxis2600: were you raped as a child?
MasterPiGPEN: no but i wished i was often
praxis2600: so just mollested then?
MasterPiGPEN: no but i wished i was often
praxis2600: I know a rather strange associate who wishes to sodomize you
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: virus maybe
praxis2600: tell me something
MasterPiGPEN: something
praxis2600: how do you not want to die?
MasterPiGPEN: can you phrase that question as something that makes sense?
praxis2600: idiot
praxis2600: what do you think...
praxis2600: is the worst way
praxis2600: to die?
MasterPiGPEN: hmmm
MasterPiGPEN: in your sleep
praxis2600: nice try
MasterPiGPEN: what?
praxis2600: you'll be wide awake
MasterPiGPEN: i hope so
praxis2600: I'm sure you do
MasterPiGPEN: its my worst fear to not be able to experience my death
MasterPiGPEN: its the last thing you get to do.....missing it would suck
praxis2600: then you're very lucky
MasterPiGPEN: whys that?
praxis2600: because, I'll make sure that you get what you want
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: because
praxis2600: I'll make sure
praxis2600: you get what you want
MasterPiGPEN: ah ok
praxis2600: how would you like...
praxis2600: to see
praxis2600: most of your internal organs?
praxis2600: you know
praxis2600: your address is public knowledge now
praxis2600: poor ryan
praxis2600: you pathetic little nerd
praxis2600: you have no idea
MasterPiGPEN: have no idea what?
praxis2600: you have no idea what's coming
praxis2600: when your address is public knowledge
praxis2600: and you've pissed so many off
MasterPiGPEN: error messagesssss
praxis2600: your address is public
praxis2600: everyone knows it
praxis2600: with so many people pissed at you
MasterPiGPEN: yeah so is my penis
praxis2600: you should expect justice
MasterPiGPEN: i hope my penis gets some justice IF YKNOW WHAT I MEAN
praxis2600: you want it cut off?
MasterPiGPEN: not my fetish
praxis2600: too bad
MasterPiGPEN: HEY IF YOU CANT RESPECT MY SEXUAL FEELINGS THEN I DONT KNOW WHY I SHOULD LET YOU TOUCH ME AT ALL
praxis2600: you don't have a choice
MasterPiGPEN: i do so
MasterPiGPEN: keep your laws off my body
praxis2600: not when you've been drugged
MasterPiGPEN: oh such a sweet talker
praxis2600: it's a shame you still think I'm joking
MasterPiGPEN: i thought you werent gonna kill me in my sleep
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: you won't be asleep
MasterPiGPEN: drug me out of my pain?
praxis2600: there are drugs that
praxis2600: can make you lose
praxis2600: control of your muscles
MasterPiGPEN: such as?
praxis2600: I haven't decided which one yet
MasterPiGPEN: no i was asking which ones there are
praxis2600: well, most are date rape drugs
MasterPiGPEN: date rape drugs arent muscle disablers they make you pass out completely
MasterPiGPEN: i should know lol
praxis2600: obviously you don't
MasterPiGPEN: name one
praxis2600: I'm not a doctor
praxis2600: I get the supply from someone else
praxis2600: basically it's a cocktail

*i go to make a sandwich*

praxis2600: I know some of the ingredients
praxis2600: rohypnol and ketamine are two
praxis2600: muscle relaxants
praxis2600: besides, even if you did pass out
praxis2600: I'd only need to get you to my vehicle
praxis2600: then wait for it to wear off
praxis2600: I'm bored with this, we'll speak again later

*i come back with sandwich*

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praxis2600: I've been thinking, how would you like to swollow your own tongue?
praxis2600: I know a guy
praxis2600: who would like to sodomize you
praxis2600: not so chatty today?
praxis2600: I know a guy in china
praxis2600: who would like
MasterPiGPEN: me too
praxis2600: to have you for himself
MasterPiGPEN: yeah i know that guy
MasterPiGPEN: his name is Charlie <3
praxis2600: do you know how easy it would be
praxis2600: for someone to send you ricin in the mail?
praxis2600: or an exploding package?
praxis2600: you never should have let your address get out
MasterPiGPEN: who said i did?
praxis2600: it's known all over the internet, look it up
MasterPiGPEN: yeah thats the information they got off of MY website name info
praxis2600: oh, and you're going to tell me it's false?
MasterPiGPEN: :3
praxis2600: I don't understand your stupid little emoticons
MasterPiGPEN: its a cat smile!
praxis2600: you're a pathetic excuse for a human being
MasterPiGPEN: :3
MasterPiGPEN: do you like mud?
praxis2600: do you like having your anus cut open with a knife?
MasterPiGPEN: THATS NOT MUD
praxis2600: you know, you're lucky you're not going to be around much longer
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: you're lucky you're not going...
praxis2600: to be around much longer
praxis2600: because your future will be meaningless
MasterPiGPEN: huh?
praxis2600: you're pathetic
praxis2600: I know what kind of person you are
praxis2600: you didn't get enough attention from your parents
praxis2600: so you have to shock everyone else into giving you attention
praxis2600: you were probably beat up at school
praxis2600: made fun of, called gay
praxis2600: and now you're pissed
praxis2600: and you think you can get yourself attention now
praxis2600: what I'm wondering
praxis2600: is why you don't kill yourself
MasterPiGPEN: error messages.....lots of em
MasterPiGPEN: you type alot huh?
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you?
praxis2600: in due time
praxis2600: but I'm asking you
praxis2600: what reason do you have to live?
MasterPiGPEN: lol you want to kill yourself in due time?
MasterPiGPEN: go do it now you emo
MasterPiGPEN: YOU CUT YOURSELF EH?
praxis2600: you know that's not what I meant dumbass
praxis2600: kill yourself
praxis2600: you have nothing to live for
MasterPiGPEN: wow you so much about me after just talking to me
MasterPiGPEN: youre like the dog whisperer
MasterPiGPEN: thats awesome
MasterPiGPEN: you have a funny accent too?
praxis2600: I know you have no purpose
MasterPiGPEN: oh wait...youre indian
praxis2600: you know it too
MasterPiGPEN: lol.....an indian dog whisperer
MasterPiGPEN: thats funneh
MasterPiGPEN: :3
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: afraid of the question?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: am I hitting a nerve?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: why dont you excersize?
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!!
praxis2600: you pathetic little bitch
praxis2600: you're afraid
MasterPiGPEN: THATS WHAT THE DOG WHISPERER WOULD SAY
MasterPiGPEN: PATHETIC BITCH
MasterPiGPEN: YOURE AFRAID
MasterPiGPEN: AFRAID OF excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: you have considered killing yourself
MasterPiGPEN: never
praxis2600: you know how meaningless you are
MasterPiGPEN: well im talking to you so yeah
praxis2600: so why not kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: because i dont want to put you out of a job!
MasterPiGPEN: I WANT TO SEE YOUR GENIUS AT WORK HITMAN WHISPERER
praxis2600: this amuses me
MasterPiGPEN: me too!
praxis2600: you are afraid
praxis2600: you can't answer the question
MasterPiGPEN: afraid of excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: you use horrible attempts at humor
praxis2600: to mask the fact that you're pathetic
praxis2600: and you have no purpose
praxis2600: and if you died tommorrow
praxis2600: nobody would care
praxis2600: can't think of anything to say?
praxis2600: all out of bad jokes?
MasterPiGPEN: sorry i was talking with my hitman
MasterPiGPEN: THE ONE I HIRED
praxis2600: you don't even know who I am
MasterPiGPEN: lol dude....youre talking on AIM....i have your IP and a good idea around where you are
praxis2600: really? then where?
MasterPiGPEN: :3
MasterPiGPEN: IVE SAID TOO MUCH
MasterPiGPEN: DONT MOVE
praxis2600: pathetic
praxis2600: you can't trace IPs without a direct connection
MasterPiGPEN: MY HITMAN WONT LIKE IT IF YOU MAKE HIM WORK
MasterPiGPEN: HE'S MORE LAZY THAN YOU
praxis2600: so anyway
praxis2600: tell me why you don't kill yourself
praxis2600: why haven't you already?
MasterPiGPEN: because my hitman is gonna get you first
praxis2600: stop avoiding the question
MasterPiGPEN: I ANSWERED IT FUCKTARD
praxis2600: no you didn't
praxis2600: you answered it like the retarded internet troll you are
praxis2600: answer it
MasterPiGPEN: look dude dont hate on my trolling ways, this is who i am and if you cant accept me for who i am you should just go back to INDIA
praxis2600: I want to speak to the bitch who hides behind the troll
MasterPiGPEN: redrum
MasterPiGPEN: HES NOT HERE RIGHT NOW
MasterPiGPEN: redrum
MasterPiGPEN: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: your 4 year old daughter is a slut
MasterPiGPEN: excersize, discipline, affection!
praxis2600: look at yourself
praxis2600: take a good look
MasterPiGPEN: i heard you like kippers?
praxis2600: you have no reason to live
praxis2600: nobody cares about you
MasterPiGPEN: CHRIST COMPELS YOU
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
MasterPiGPEN: NO
praxis2600: it amuses me greatly how scared you are
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: error message
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
MasterPiGPEN: error message
MasterPiGPEN: CHO COMPELS YOU
praxis2600: you are truely pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: satan leave this girls body!
praxis2600: kill yourself
MasterPiGPEN:
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy
no work and no play makes johnny a dull boy

MasterPiGPEN:
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck
all work and all play makes johnny fuck fuck fuck

praxis2600: kill yourself ryan
MasterPiGPEN: *growl*
MasterPiGPEN: NO......I DONT WANT THIS!
MasterPiGPEN: *cries*
MasterPiGPEN: PLAESESEAS
MasterPiGPEN: LEAVE THIS GIRLS BODY sATAN
MasterPiGPEN: CHO COMMANDS YOU
MasterPiGPEN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MasterPiGPEN: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
praxis2600: why don't you kill yourself?
praxis2600 signed off at 3:51:58 AM.

praxis2600: you're a failure at life
MasterPiGPEN: not this shit again -_-
MasterPiGPEN: seriously.....it was funny the first couple times fucking with you
MasterPiGPEN: but youre fucking retarded so just shut up
praxis2600: I'm not trying to entertain you
MasterPiGPEN: i know
MasterPiGPEN: thats why it was funny
praxis2600: funny until I hit the nail on the head
MasterPiGPEN: but seriously......theres gotta be better stuff you could be doing
praxis2600: what about you?
praxis2600: you seem to be on here all the time
MasterPiGPEN: im reading the second thread about me on the newgrounds frontpage
praxis2600: do you have friends offline?
MasterPiGPEN: its 4am
MasterPiGPEN: where should i be?
praxis2600: oh wow, you're going to be famous for a few days
praxis2600: beyond that, you'll be nothing
MasterPiGPEN: blah blah blaaaaah
praxis2600: enjoy your time in the spotlight
praxis2600: because you'll never do anything else with your life
praxis2600: you fail at everything else
praxis2600: the only thing you know how to do is piss people off
praxis2600: but that only lasts so long
praxis2600: after this, you'll go back to realizing you're nothing
praxis2600: people will forget your game
praxis2600: you'll be forgotten
praxis2600: nobody will care when you die
praxis2600: your own mother hates you
MasterPiGPEN: your shooting at thin air dude
MasterPiGPEN: im not anywhere near what you think i am
praxis2600: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: you have nothing
MasterPiGPEN: *eyeroll*
praxis2600: you're pathetic
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: no, see, because I'm smart enough to conceil my identity
praxis2600: you're not
praxis2600: maybe it's stupidity, or your pathetic need for attention
praxis2600: but you put your face out there
praxis2600: now everyone knows what you are
praxis2600: they know how pathetic you are
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: they know you're just a pathetic failure
praxis2600: you'll be forgotten within the next couple weeks
praxis2600: your fame will fade away
praxis2600: if you can even call it fame
praxis2600: anybody can achieve fame online
praxis2600: it's especially easy when you do it in a way that you know will piss a bunch of people off
praxis2600: anybody can do what you did
praxis2600: you're just one of the few pathetic enough to do it
MasterPiGPEN: I know exactly what you are
praxis2600: and when you die alone, I hope you remember that nobody cares
MasterPiGPEN: BELIEVE IT
praxis2600: people are beginning to really see what you are, and they're anger is replaced by laughter. They're laughing at what a pathetic person you are.
praxis2600: they see an internet troll who seeks attention so badly, but is such a coward that he has to do it online
praxis2600: it's really kind of funny
MasterPiGPEN: lol it is
MasterPiGPEN: what internet troll doesnt troll online?
praxis2600: they've seen your face on tv, and they can look in your eyes and see that you were the kid who was bullied, and you're to weak to get over it
MasterPiGPEN: i was never bullied
praxis2600: so you want to piss everyone off and at the same time get the attention you never received
praxis2600: I find that very hard to believe looking at you
MasterPiGPEN: ive been a troll my whole life
MasterPiGPEN: every punch i got i asked for
MasterPiGPEN: asked for and enjoyed on receiving
praxis2600: of course you did, what else could you do but convince yourself you enjoy it
praxis2600: but the question is, are you going to be a troll your entire life?
MasterPiGPEN: well if you want me to stop youre not helping
praxis2600: someone with no real education and no job
MasterPiGPEN: you make it worth doing
praxis2600: personally, I don't care if you stop, because everyone sees through you now
praxis2600: and you'll only be solidifying yourself as a pathetic human being
praxis2600: so I hope you continue to be a troll
praxis2600: because you deserve that pathetic life
MasterPiGPEN: ok so i guess we're finally done with this ascii dance?
MasterPiGPEN: i'll keep on being a troll
MasterPiGPEN: you keep on being a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAGGOT
praxis2600: wow, got me there, amazing
praxis2600: here's the the thing pal
praxis2600: I'm going to IM you whenever I want
praxis2600: just to amuse myself
praxis2600: because sometimes I get bored
praxis2600: so you know, just keep on being a troll so I can keep on laughing when I'm bored
MasterPiGPEN: i can see youre a troll wannabe
praxis2600: not at all
MasterPiGPEN: maybe one day you'll make it
MasterPiGPEN: you need to learn less is more
praxis2600: nope
MasterPiGPEN: if the person youre trolling isnt wasting more energy than you youre failing
praxis2600: I'm not a troll, so I don't care about your little creed
praxis2600: I just want to laugh at you
praxis2600: and I will
praxis2600: sometimes it's funny when someone thinks they're being funny, and they're not
praxis2600: I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics I have ethics they just don't fit your definition of ethics
MasterPiGPEN: youve been pretending to be a hitman and posting waaaay too much and youre the one laughing?
MasterPiGPEN: you must have ass-burgers disease
praxis2600: I'm laughing because with everything you write, I can see exactly what you are, and it makes me laugh
MasterPiGPEN: thats cool
praxis2600: so anyway, 1337 d00d, keep on failing
praxis2600: and I'll be right here laughing
praxis2600 signed off at 4:43:37 AM.

praxis2600: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
praxis2600: dance puppet!
praxis2600: not in a dancing mood today?
praxis2600: are you sad?
praxis2600: sad that people aren't paying as much attention to you as they were?
praxis2600: well, that's ok, because your silence amuses me as well
praxis2600: the fact that I know you're reading this amuses me
praxis2600: cry little troll, cry
praxis2600: lol
praxis2600 signed off at 4:24:06 AM.

One day this dude is going to have a family.

Right now he's probably this smart-ass who couldn't care about anyone to save his life. But one day he might just, by the grace of god, meet someone who finds his brand of anti-intimacy charming.

He'll manage to turn his talents to something useful.

Maybe he'll regret his misspent youth turning tragedy into fool's gold and brief fame.

Maybe he and his lady love will have a child.
And the moment his daughter is born, he'll decide that the most important thing in his life is her and making her happy.

And he'll nuture her, and love her, and watch her grow up.
She'll become this fine woman, strong, with a hint of her father's rebellion, and a whole whackload of her mother's common sense.

And she'll go off to college.

And he will worry about her.
He will worry a lot.